Pam never says hello.
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Pam never says hello.
PAM eats butter for breakfast.
When everyone else was investing in the White Star line, Pam put her money into Icebergs!
Pam goes out of order in Forum Games.
PAM thinks games are Serious Business!
PAM gargles with ketchup.
Pam is on first name terms with every toad in the bayous... :p
PAM hot glues pecans to himself and goes to the park every saturday in hopes of become friends with the squirrels.
At the height of the mating season, Pam puts on a feather boa and goes dogging on the grouse leks!
PAM knits toilet paper covers for all his friends.
Pam hogs the Pam thread.
PAM jabs the elevator button - repeatedly - in hopes that it will go faster.
Pam confuses elevators with Ipads.
PAM eats cheetos and doesn't wash his hands.
On the second Tuesday of every month, Pam goes out to her favourite restaurant and, after her 15th Bacardi and Coke, slips out of her Dior evening gown and climbs onto the table, where, clad only in underwear made from ferret pelts, she sings her party-piece, "On the Trail of the Lonesome Pine" in her fine basso profundo voice - all this, without even being asked to!