Pam recycles old insults! Pam should be more creatively abusive :D
Pam is infested with the fleas of a thousand camels!
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Pam recycles old insults! Pam should be more creatively abusive :D
Pam is infested with the fleas of a thousand camels!
PAM can't carry a tune in a bucket.
True; buckets don't hold tunes very well. I can sing all right though, and I play a number of instruments, which a girl who plays the spoons in a bluegrass band would probably appreciate: namely, guitar, mandolin and banjo :D
Pam collects stray men and imprisons them in her cellar.
Hey, I thought we were posting only imaginary scenarios!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
PAM's homepage is the PAM thread and keeps a spreadsheet on his computer to record all the PAM insults.
Ha, ha, ha! Now that's more like it! :devil:
Pam undermines the fabric of society with subversive tweets!
PAM wears his baby teeth around his neck.
Pam has a slave who chews her food for her.
So? A lot of people don't have the energy to chew.
PAM only eats blue food.
PAM has a farm that produces blue food crops (it's illegal)
What's wrong with blue food?
Pam is colour prejudiced.
PAM reads chicklit.
PAM eats Chiclets.
Pam masticates moody moles..
PAM fights crime on weekends as "Captain Shoofly"
Pam commits crime on weekends, whilst disguised as a plelican.