Pam

PAM is a "work virgin".

PAM isn't... but she is Yoda's hair stylist

PAM has recreated the bridge of the starship enterprise in his basement.

Pam's favourite record is "One Wheel on my Wagon..." which she rolls along on at least five times a day.

PAM built a chair completely out of beer cans.

Yes, but it became unstable when Pam raided my den and drank all the beer :bawling:

PAM me was a legendary cub scout and is still talked about with reverential tones. (The boy scouts - well, that was a whole different story).

PAM knits all his own clothes.

Pam is really Jean-Paul Gaultier and has a rubber fixation.

PAM knows who Jean-Paul Gaultier is.

Only because I saw Bruce Willis in The Fifth Element :D

When Pam runs out of moonshine, she drinks Banana Spritzers :banana:

PAM is an avid collector... of ear wax.

PAM me has a poster of Tony Manero (Saturday Night Fever)in her bedroom

Pam contemplates the infinite from the confines of his darkened basement.

PAM's basement walls are covered with his collection of toe nails.