Pam

hahaha

PAM is a cat with a Thyroid problem.

Lol.

Pam craves the company of fish.

Pam wants to sleep with the fishes, heavily dosed with Ambien and Diazepam.

No, The Hawk only sleep with fishes who are not dosed with narcotics! Where's the fun in a passive fish?

Pam drinks chunder cocktails with Australians...

PAM likes his women like his fish - feisty and covered in scales.

PAM backs up their commodore 64 with floppy disks.

Pam has an extensive collection of used spittoons - ding!

PAM has an extensive collection of Hello Kitty memorabilia.

And also sings What's new, Pussycat at the slightest provocation :devil:

Pam is a panda pamperer and part-time lion licker!

Notsince I had to have a 5 lb hairball removed!

PAM eats raw potatos.

PAM gives potato peels to the children who come a-knocking at her door on Halloween.

Pam was blackballed from the Bellona Club

PAM got ALL the boy scout badges, until and archery incident.

As I have never been a Boy Scout, it is necessary to harvest them from the uniforms of Boy Scouts. My bow gives me a distinct advantage in this respect, as it facilitates the required immobilisation of boy scouts, who, as we all know, tend to be prepared. Arrows are very quiet, and using them allows me to hunt Boy Scouts stealthily. It takes considerable skill to deliver an end of three shafts to the heart of a prepared, and fast moving Boy Scout, especially if you want them in a nice tight group.

Pam looks as though he was probably a Boy Scout... :devil:

PAM drinks cheap liquor