Pam

PAM pretends to be sasquatch to help him meet ladies.

Luckily, PAM likes hairy men.

PAM does victory dances for daily accomplishments eg finding wallet, catching the green light, catching a show just on time...

Pam trespasses on the dignity of goldfish.

PAM has remodeled his house to look just like the Millennium Falcon

Pam is terrified by scarecrows.

Pam is not bothered by rats or roaches.

Tigers are afraid of Pam!

PAM lives in a treehouse and makes people refer to him as Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle.

Pam is suffering from Tarzan treehouse envy.

PAM saves aluminum foil in order to construct a space ship

Right! When Pam isn't rolling the sun across the sky with her back legs, she lays her eggs in balls of camel dung and buries them in the garden!

hahaha!

PAM is very proud of his animal dung collection.

PAM personally knows the names of people working at call centres.

Papam eats road-kill, when she runs out of ants, and Pam works in a call centre because it's the only way he can guarantee someone will want to talk to him!