I'll swap you some shortness for some height... Do you know what it's like at the local shopping centre. I mean if you are short and hot looking, one has no problems. But if you are like me... A cross between ET and something that just fell out of tree with a wing sticking out of her head, then no tall fellow (or gal at that matter) even notices you dangling off the second last shelf trying to do a back flip, just to reach a kilo of sugar.

