one day at a time.
where is my wallet?
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one day at a time.
where is my wallet?
lol well ur wallet went on a vacation with me at the shoe store....here it is...i also cleaned it for you so its light again :) no need to thank me.
why dont guys understand a girls love for shoes
becasue men are sane.
Why can't women let men watch sports in peace?
we do...or i do, lol but then again the last guy i dated was when i was like 12 so i dunno..
why cant girls play football
No time. Around here they're all playing soccer.
Why is the orange called an orange even if it isn't orange but still green?
'cause people aren't as inteligent as us here on litnet.
how often do you come on litnet?
lol why dont we go with how often are you off litnet...i have a healthy balance of litnet and myspace...well from9pm-3am 11am-6pm im on here steady, but i pop in and out othertimes...i live here basicly lol
same ?
Sometime you tell the days
By the bottle that you drink
Sometimes when you're alone
All you do is think
I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'wanted: Dead or Alive...
Thanks, Bon Jovi!
Like the song?
nah not really, I much prefered Seger's turn the page, really captures, life on the road much more poetically imo:
http://radioblogclub.com/open/126509...n%20The%20PageQuote:
Originally Posted by Seger
great song!!!!
anyways.
What does soot taste like?
burnt toast....like realy realy burnt toast
why do we build things out of realy nice wood just to pain it white
cause we are stupid... gosh haven't you figured that out yet. just look at the questions we ask!
johny depp or freddie highmore?
The stupid answer is: Do you know you're on the wrong thread or are you off your threads entirely? Cor. Call 'er t'nurse! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Nirse.gif
How do you know if you are the reflection or the person?
Try capturing your mirror-image on a screen.If you fail to get anything,you are a person.If succeed,you're the reflection.:)
Why do weeds find their abode in our gardens?
Actually, they don't just 'find' it but they're put there on purpose by evil gnomes. These abominable creatures will then sit in the trees laughing their heads off when they see you weeding and holding your aching back! Listen, can you hear them ...?
Why are bananas never straight?
They hang out with the wrong crowd.....:lol:
Why do dogs like to roll in the trash?
They want to smell better...
Why do fools fall in love?
nothing better to do
Why is cow milk more popular then goat milk?
It isn't. The soybean is gaining momentum ... ;)
Why aren't folks reading the sodium content in foods these days?
Well I am not a hundred percent curtain most people can read :D
Why such a big fuss on obesity? If it is a choice as soceity suggests, why can't we accept it?
Dang right! Says the man who must buy his shirts at a store that stocks his size. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../YouFigure.gif
Why do they yell about obesity, when the diet plans cost around $70 a week per one person? It's too expensive to eat healthy!
because they think fat people are stupid enough to buy stuff that exspensive.
why do your relatives sometimes give you the most enbarising stuff?
Because relatives want something to laugh about when you're not around.
Why are my missing keys always in the last place I look?
You quit looking when you find them... :rolleyes:
Why does the thing that makes you want to fully vent your feelings most happen in a place where you have to be quiet, such a a courtroom, having been pulled over by a cop, in church, at a funeral, etc.? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...TalkintoMe.gif
Oh .... there are places where one MUST be quiet??? :alien:
How can one sharpen their skills at writing creatively without losing their souls in the battle? :crash:
So the drug companies can make money selling ulcer meds.
Why is it the only day I have to go swimming is "too hot" for the ones I want to go swimming with?
They must be from Lake Woebegone, Minnesota...
Why does the jerk who cuts you off in traffic turn out to be an undercover policeman on his way to a drug bust? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Cop-1.gif
Because all occifers are jerks
Why do plants droop when you over water them and droop when you underwater them? How are you supposed to know whether to water them or not?
It's easy! Just find a local plant psychic with knowledge on plant telepathy and all your plant problems will be solve. You should know that plants are only an illusion the matrix presents us......
Why can't I stop watching Keanu Reeves's Movies?
I can't think of a stupid answer to this question - is it because Keaneu Reeves is inexplicably watchable? I mean, he manages to suck you in and you know there's something wrong there, but you like him despite your intuition. He looks weird, but somehow he's hot. They way he talks is creepy and bizarre, but sexy all the same. That's why you can't stop watching.
why do "natural" foods cost so much more than all those foods with the high fructose corn syrup and other preservatives and chemicals added to them? And why is it necessary to put a sweetener such as high fructose corn syrup in vegatable soup?
Being healthy along with everything else, can kill you! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...perBlack-1.jpg
Why do perfectly sane people think tofu tastes like meat?
Amazing picture, Pen!
They repeat it like a mantra every morning: tofu tastes like meat - tofu tastes like meat - ... - ... - ...
Why do these tofu-eaters look so pale? (No offense to tofu-eaters on the forum!:D )
because well i dunno. im not pale.
who came up with the alphabet?
you are what you eat!
what is it with teen guys and teen girls(no offence)?
Who came up with the alphabet? I don't have a clue. I am thinking maybe it was a greek manly man with a gambling problem.
As far as teen girls and guys, I chalk it up to whoremoans.
Why do the weekends go by so fast and why do the week days just drag on?
so we enjoy what we the short time we have of freedom.
why are we attracted to opposete? ( your short, you marry someone tall. he's fat your thin... it goes on)
agreement is boredom, conflict breeds passion.
Where are my shoes?
your shoes are in the spot they were left by the last person/animal/entity that handled them. If you go to that spot, you will find them.
Where are my socks? I put them in the washer but some pairs of socks came out missing a match. Where did those go?
the wonderful world of Narnia
What is addiction?
The pathetic inability to tell a tiny roll of tobbacco that it isn't the center of the universe...
When was the last time you read about a weedhead going off and killing a bunch of people as opposed to an alcholic, who may purchase his addiction lawfully, and pay government taxes on it? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Glug.gif
um... never.
where did i put my brain. i lost it the other day and having a dreadful time finding it.