Telling Guinivere about my superpowers is enough to scare her away, leading me to the possession of my very own hill!
Pensive's Hill! :D
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Telling Guinivere about my superpowers is enough to scare her away, leading me to the possession of my very own hill!
Pensive's Hill! :D
I unleashed a swarm of voracious locusts on Pensive's hill. The locusts devoured all the crops on said hill, leaving Pensive rather hungry, hungry enough to break into a buried stash of decade old Spam brand meat product. The Spam brand meat product was enough to hold Pensive over for a few days, but she eventually broke down and had to leave the hill.
This left me in somewhat of a quandary, as I wanted to claim the hill as my own, but realized I would suffer the same fate as Pensive if I did not chase off the remaining locusts and replenish the hill's crops.
I emptied my savings account and used 25% of the money to purchase some locust poison, seeds, and some farming equipment. I used the second 25% of my savings to form a posse of hill dwellers willing to go up the hill and battle the locusts. With the last of my savings, I hired some more hill dwellers to go plant the crops, and some mercenaries to stand guard to ensure that none of the other lit-netters tried to claim the hill during the planting.
After a few months, the crops finally began to reappear. I sweet talked the hill-dwellers to act as my marching band as I triumphantly climbed to the top of the hill and planted my guidon...
THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!
I simply have to tell DJ that there is an interesting offer for him, where he can do a parachute landing on to his favourite hill, for which he has slogged so much.
An offer he couldnt refuse :nod:
And I ask my pilot friend to make him land on the locust infested hill :p :D
I am now on MY HILL :banana: :D
Maddie, one much given to drawing in the sand, can't resist the all-expenses-paid, two week beach stay I offer her, but unfortunately, the plane lands in the Sahara instead. So I guess I'll just have to suffer on my hill a little longer.:bawling:
Oh, who am I kidding? It's a party up here! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Zanna's hill....
While zanna is throwing this little party, I get a bunch of elves to make a train and, of course, zanna can't resist the idea of joining. Zanna grabs onto the nearest elf's shoulders and wheeeeee off they go.... Lala lala laalaa
The hill has now been returned to its rightfull owner.
All MINE :)
Whimsy's Hill...
Celebrating the re-capture of the hill, Whimsy has one too many egg-nogs... which is bad enough... but there is a great big bowl of evil smelling punch that is waiting on the table ... Whimsy's face plunges into the bowl and glug glug glug.... Wow is MY Hill :lol:
Having just acquired super-powers which are far greater than those I had before, my mere demand is enough to make Haven return back my very own hill to me. Yeah, all hail power!
Pensive's Hill!
Niamh sends Pensive this treasure map to an amazing underground library that held all the books she has ever desired to read and more. With a hint or too of really good airconditioning and lighting as never seen before in pensives home, she skips with joy and goes off in search of the hidden library which leads her to a sinking swamp that swallows her up!
My Hill! :D
While Niamh is quietly contemplating the beauty of the hill, she hears a distant shout. "FORE!" Looking around to see where it came from she is suddenly surprised when a golf ball lands very close to her. It gives her such a fright she faints. B comes looking for his ball only to discover a passed out Niamh. He calls emergency services, which arrives with no delay, and pretty little Niamh is carried away. "Hey! There's my ball!", announces B. "Boom-chaka-laka I declare this hill as mine! Par 3, 225m"
B's Hill
After Niamh finds her self awake in A&E she decides to seek revenge on B and his golf ball and retrieve her hill. With a good arm for throwing and being quite strong for a girl, she grabs hold of a bowling ball and throws it at a great speed straight into B's chest and sends him rocketing to the other side of the world where he freezes into a statue like form of a man in flight with a bowling ball tucked into his tummy. Niamh sit on to of the hill and declares!
"My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Having a little amount of the potion Felix Felicis is enough to bring me good luck in everything I do including the try of getting back my very own hill. :p
Pensive's Hill!
Pensive's hill.
One day, while Pensive was in quite a lot of thought, befitting her name, there were three little chipmunks that came to visit her hill. She was so busy with her philosophy problem that she didn't even notice that they'd approached close enough to snatch the bag of nuts she'd been munching on right out of her hand! Of course, chipmunks, while sneaky, can't resist gloating or performing a victory dance, which Pensive did notice, rather angrily. And so began the merry chase that carried Pensive far into the woods, and up the tallest tree -- where she was rather stuck, once she realized how far down it was again. And such a dark forest!
Ah well, 'tis my hill again. =)
:banana::banana::banana:
A mist forms around the hill, it is an eerie mist, thick and grey. The once beautiful day has instantly become the darkness of night, illuminated only by a full hunting moon. The wind grows chill. A presence long forgotten returns to the place that once was his own. zanna looked around, wondering where the beautiful day with all the glorious light had gone, and also, why was the warmth of the ground so suddenly stolen away. Who could have done this. Stealing herself to the top of the hill, she prepared her traps and weapons to defend that which she had worked so hard for. Suddenly, she heard a sound near the woods edge. She trained her long seeing eyes to the spot, but saw no one. The night grew darker as the assassin pounced on her from behind, "I have no tseen the likes of you in a long long while. i have come to take back my hill." said the assassin in a voice whisper quiet as the fog, and as chill as the wind, "I shall let you flee with your life, but spread the word. The Silent X has returned.
While the day was still night and Silent X stood on the hill that he had reclaimed, a whistle was heard and Wildfire walked towards the assassin. She was walking at a slow pace, looking clearly a little lost and confused. Once she reached the assassin she flashed him a abashed grin.
"Um, hi. I think that I made a wrong turn back a little ways, is there any chance you can tell me how to get back to the main road?" With a head tilt, she smiled.
While the assassin looked at her confused, she made a hand signal and the pigeons flew out of nowhere, picking up Silent and carrying him off to their evil nest of doom, where their overlords waited with glee. Once Silent is out of sight, Wildfire jumps up and down happily and makes herself comfortable on her very own hill. Yay!
It was a dark and gloomy night. That was until wildfire took the hill. The flames lept high and tall forcing everyone to flee the area. One old man unable to flee was caught in the paths of the raging flames and was forced to call for help. He tried every number he knew until the flames cut off all communication. As the smoke and the heat slowly overwhelmed him the National Guard arrived and started to work putting out the fire. Wildfire fought back will all its might yet it finally succumbed to the overwhelming force of tons of water dousing out its flames. After the National Guard left taking the old man with them to care for his burns the hill was left vacant. Until Mosimo and his band of valiant followers snuck in and claimed the hill as their own working to restore the desperately fought over land.
After years of restorative efforts to the Hill Mosimo and his men were able to build a beautiful Garden with a huge mansion promoting the return of natural wild life and turning the hill into a summer resort. Rich and poor alike flocked to the hill where all were clothed and treated equally. As time went of the effort spread to contain more than just the hill spreading buildings and gardens down into the valley inviting everyone in need of a rest to come and rejuvenate their bodies.
uhh yeah. Papaya starts a massive effort to drive all off the hill with a combination of tear gas and rubber bullets. I concrete the hill and build turets at each corner where I station around the clock robot monkey sentries. Then I pull out my lawn chair and lemonade and listen to Jimmy buffet.
Papaya's Hill.
Jimmy buffet is giving a concert outside the hill compound providing free drinks- in her rush papaya forgets to lock up. I wonder in
MY hIll!!
Night continues to wonder around and survey the newly acquired hill... While in this thoughtfull, relaxed, daydreaming state Night proceeds to wonder right off the hill. Leaving it free for me to take over...
The hill is MINE!
Robot monkey sentries put Whimsy out of the hill.
A klicky goes over the wall. Sentries can't notice it, because it's plastic made, and very small.
It walks to the command center, and sets auto-destruction for proper time.
Smart klicky walks out, awaits patiently.
~**BOOOOOM!!!**~
Towers, monkeys, all Papaya had built, are blown up.
"Good work, klicky!", says a librárius, who walks up to the hill, puts his mark: Private Property.
Hill was now bought!
I have the papers, in a hidden place!
So, 'guess it's mine ... :D
HA! The hill can not be bought, :brow:. Night reverses the change that occured oh a bout 20 odd pages ago and returns the hill to its original position where I get to it first and reclaim it !
:D
I KNEW I should have read the whole thread BEFORE posting something ... But I'll have to learn from you guys ... At least until I read it :D
So, Nightshade receives a letter, saying that she had won a private property in the Caribbean, and that, to reclaim it, she'd have to take next available transport (ticket in the envelope ...), by boat, to the place. But she's smart, so, she doesn't buy it, so, she stays on her hill ...
Odd, aye? (I learnt it with Jack Sparrow! :thumbs_up )
The hill is Nightshade's!
haha!
:lol:
Everyone knows I'm the king of the hill, it's futile to argue about this and as king of the hill i declare this thread closed. period. all this talk about replacing me is slander and you are all liable for the damage caused on my frail Mrs-Bennet-like nerves. Now please form an orderly line so my officer's can arrest you all. Leniency will be shown to those who comply.
People rebels against monarchy, they put the kings away, and elect me president of the hill!
Hill is mine! :D
Opti shares a cell with Merlin and Doctor Who. Combined forces send her to a parallel world where she is the only inhabitant and has a hill of her own. So I don't need your hill anymore. Keep it!! Mine is better.
Optimistic leaves My Hill at somebody's disposal while going off to Haj herself (or himself?)trusting that person would return it back to her/him as soon as she/he comes back but one shouldn't trust a person so easily when it comes to a lovely hill such as Pensive's. But when Pensive, a personality that person is in debt of demands back her hill from her, she can't do anything but to give it back. :D
Pensive, struck by the beauty of a flower on the side of a path. Leaves My Hill unattended while she contemplates the meaning of life, flowers and paths in general.
While thus occupied I reclaim My Hill after several months of absence from it with newfound vigor.
The cupboards are bare, Guinivere goes off to the super market. I take over the hill.
Papaya's hill.
papayahed gifts it to me as a birthday present and my very own hill is returned back to me once again! :p
Pensive's Hill!
It's Pensy's birthday. You are King of the Hill for the entire day. :D
I dress up as Santa Claus and arrive with my reindeer. When i am let in, I let loose my Mutated, Drug Crazed, Reindeer to KILL KILL KILL
MY HILL.
It's my birthday! I'll take over the hill until morning!:D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :bday_2:Quote:
Originally Posted by eyemaker
DON'T MESS UP MY HILL!
i throw pies at eyemaker's hill!!!
my hill!!!
jekan's hill.
Jekan, seriously out of pies goes to the bakery for more once he leaves I build a moat and wall around the hill.
Papaya's Hill.
Whats going on on MY HILL??
I tell Papaya that a new store has opened with the latest school supplies that she so much wanted.
Off she goes :D
Its MY HILL!! :banana:
:idea: before the moat was done, a bunch of dancing bananas, sent by yours truely, came and attacked the hill!!!
my hill dog spammit!!!
Well, thank goodness I brought several dozen friends, and about a ton of ice cream, because that banana army made enough splits to feed us all, and we had an awesome ice cream social!
My hill! =D
i ate allllll the ice cream....
ONCE AGAIN MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, I love papayahed's simple maneuvers!
Jekan and friends ate so much ice cream, they couldn't even sit upright any longer, and ended up rolling down the side of the hill! Much too lethargic to climb back up again, they barely even protested when I calmly strolled to the top to claim my hill!! =D