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The PAM was seen at a bar with other assorted misfits being served Zombies by actual Zombies! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif
The PAM makes people eat dishes served by slime dripping zombies.
The PAM actually prepares the Zombie dishes in question, having received the recipes from the voodoo queen Marie Leveau herself.
The PAM takes delight in "dirty" jokes :brow:
PAM: "wanna hear a dirty story?"
some unsuspecting dork:"ooh, sure"
PAM: "3 white horses fell in the mud...ahhaaahaa ha haaaa."
*wink wink, nudge nudge say no more eh, say no more..." ;) :p
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Originally Posted by kathycf
Wanna hear a dirty joke? -a boy fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? - He took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? -Bubbles is the girl next door. :p
The PAM is lacking in fusional experiences. :D
The PAM is slightly better at jokes than my brother...
A joke best told spoken...
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Frances fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? Frances took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
Wanna hear a random plot twist? So's Frances.
PAM is a self-described lady, and we all know how accurate that would be...
The PAM describes himself as "England's Greatest Archer", but allows us not a shred of proof that he even resides there, but remains mysterious. :p
PAM seems to think being English demands more than spelling "colour" with a 'u' (extremely kidding)-- yet he has not noticed my title changes with every avatar. :cool:
The PAM enjoys what he calls "the breakfast of champions"....
Limburger cheese in a bowl with coffee grounds and a steaming hot mug of lemon juice. Yum!
The PAM sleeps with her mouth open. The mosquitoes must be delicious ;) :lol:
Whenever the PAM decides to go out of the house, there is a national traffic alarm, everybody is advised to stay indoors, close the windows, and turn on the Tele to await news on the dangerous situation.
The PAM is convinced that the world really IS flat, and the pictures of Earth taken from space are part of an elaborate conspiracy theory begun by the Knights Templar. . . . .
The PAM may or may not be clumsy.
I heard even when someone 20 miles from her sticks their foot out, the PAM still manages to trip over it.
The PAM wakes up to the sound of rooster's crowing. She sleeps in a barn.
The PAM wears shades during the night, trying to protect himself from moonlight. :lol:
The PAM would know, since nighttime is the only hours poor Maddie can come out. What is it with Zombies and sunlight? :(
The PAM wears wool socks on his ears
Only in your mind, my dear hyacinth-scented PAM.
The PAM writes poems, so he is a kindred sprit. He is also allegedly mad, which is always a bonus.
:lol: Oh, gosh....Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
The PAM attempts to make origami projects out of processed cheese slices.
The PAM thought that Limburgher cheese was named after the aviator Lindburg
As if! The PAM is not a "hyacinth girl" she is a "skunk cabbage girl" :p ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
Hi Hyacinth! :)
The PAM spreads squashed eggplant on her toast as jelly.
the PAM finds it amusing to poke tofu. hi virgil! : )
The PAM too often comes to the very public defense of a much deservedly maligned food.
THE PAM is not invisible anymore :)
The PAM is far too congenial for the "Insult the PAM thread." ;)
The PAM must know that I'm awful when it comes to insults!!! :D
The PAM is just too naive and virtuous to really roll up her sleeves and get dirty insulting people. :p
The PAM is so addicted to caffeine that she has been known to steal drinks from kids and random people on the street in her desperate pursuit of it. :eek:
The PAM is spreading unsubstantial gossips about the PAPAM!!!
The PAM is a little too obvious in denying my charges so quickly. ;)
The PAM has invented an age-defying potion made of raw eggs, rotten tomatoes and banana, and has been advocating its use to the ladies of the forum. This explains the missing avatar, I guess. :lol: Have you been using it yourself PAM ???? :D
The PAM steals ice cream cones from unsuspecting children, then laughs at them when they cry.
(Hi back to you, Kathy:wave:)
The PAM leaves a plastic container full of water out all night, so that in the morning she can sip it and savour the petroleum flavor. :rolleyes: Thats weird PAM! :D
The PAM owns a dead parrot as a pet. Just get a goldfish! ;)
The PAM wears a fox tippet with the head and tail still attached. She named it Todd afte the Fox and the Hound, and talks to it and sings to it, and tucks it into a little bed at night. :D
:lol:
The PAM is currently hatching a devious plan to steal "Todd". No way, PAM he reminds me of Robin! ;)
The PAM recently read "Watership Down" and is currently planning to have a "Little Friend" for Todd of the rabbit variety. . . . :D