Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

The thing with Oriental women is that they are incredibly sexy to begin with, but as soon as they hit forty they have a tendency to transform into Yoda...

They can easily go from this:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/oreo2010/Rou7Po...AxO48E79TO.jpg

practically over night to this:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1041/...3f3b9b.jpg?v=0

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I assure you sir, this is total exaggeration!:lol: That woman is practically a hundred years old!

I have always had an attraction to half-asian women. I've dated several half-asian women recently and found them all to be extremely attractive. I do, however, work with a half-asian girl and don't find her the least bit attractive (though I think that has more to do with her abhorrent personality).

I feel so privileged to be Asian right now! :lol::lol::lol:

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

The thing with Oriental women is that they are incredibly sexy to begin with, but as soon as they hit forty they have a tendency to transform into Yoda...]

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Not so. I have had relationships with oriental women of forty who looked nothing like their age. They age far more slowly than western women. Girls of about twenty often look like schoolgirls; which could get a man into trouble in certain situations if she hasn't got ID.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Not so. I have had relationships with oriental women of forty who looked nothing like their age. They age far more slowly than western women. Girls of about twenty often look like schoolgirls; which could get a man into trouble in certain situations if she hasn't got ID.

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How true.:) American girls who are about my age look like they're already in their twenties.

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Originally Posted by Carrolb2

I have always had an attraction to half-asian women. I've dated several half-asian women recently and found them all to be extremely attractive. I do, however, work with a half-asian girl and don't find her the least bit attractive (though I think that has more to do with her abhorrent personality).

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I am also attracted to asian and half-asian women. (although I think it has more to do with their stereotypical smarts than anything else)

My first girlfriend was a ballet dancer with beautiful, long hair. I didn't know it when I first met her, however, since she pulled it back into a bun so tight that I thought she was part asian. So I was kind of surprised the first time she wore her hair differently.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Not so. I have had relationships with oriental women of forty who looked nothing like their age. They age far more slowly than western women. Girls of about twenty often look like schoolgirls; which could get a man into trouble in certain situations if she hasn't got ID.

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Indeed! :lol:

Not just the women, either - I know Asian men who look 25 but are almost as old as me. (50)

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Originally Posted by LostPrincess13

How true.:) American girls who are about my age look like they're already in their twenties.

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Ha! You should see 'em after they scrape that stuff off their faces!

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Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill

My first girlfriend was a ballet dancer with beautiful, long hair.

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Ballet dancers.

:D

I'm married to one.

Just had to put in my 2 cents about Asian girls: Gorgeous (for the most part) Although, as with any race, personality and the way one takes care of themselves has a lot to do with attractiveness factor imo

[QUOTE=The Atheist;713156]Indeed! :lol:

Not just the women, either - I know Asian men who look 25 but are almost as old as me. (50)


I wouldn't know about that, I don't look at the men.

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

I wouldn't know about that, I don't look at the men.

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:lol:

Nice!

Hmm... I must have just been meeting the most unfortunate Asian ladies...

The other thing is they tend to be quite petite - this can be good, but I have a Chinese friend called Phoebe who is fully two feet shorter than I, which makes having a conversation with her while we are walking quite awkward...

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

Hmm... I must have just been meeting the most unfortunate Asian ladies...

The other thing is they tend to be quite petite - this can be good, but I have a Chinese friend called Phoebe who is fully two feet shorter than I, which makes having a conversation with her while we are walking quite awkward...

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Oh yes, you said somewhere Loki that you were very tall.

Let me also add to the list of people who find asian women extremely charming. There's something about their faces and dark hair and eyes that is captivating. :)

Since we are somewhat on the topic: Red Hair: my friends and I have a theory. It is a multiplier. If the woman is attractive or unattractive, it multiplies that positive or negative quality.

Attractive women with red hair translates into very attractive women. Similarly for the negatives.

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Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill

Since we are somewhat on the topic: Red Hair: my friends and I have a theory. It is a multiplier. If the woman is attractive or unattractive, it multiplies that positive or negative quality.

Attractive women with red hair translates into very attractive women. Similarly for the negatives.

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I doubt it - attractive people with any hair look attractive. What your theory implies is, that there are only really, really good looking red-haired women, or really really ugly red-haired women, which sounds quite silly.

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Originally Posted by imthefoolonthehill

Since we are somewhat on the topic: Red Hair: my friends and I have a theory. It is a multiplier. If the woman is attractive or unattractive, it multiplies that positive or negative quality.

Attractive women with red hair translates into very attractive women. Similarly for the negatives.

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I hear you on that one- I have myself noticed before today that red-headed women are either blow-me-away gorgeous, or rather unattractive. Call me shallow, and I will be the first to agree with you.