True or False

I don't have any.

You own some really old comic books.

I don't have any. Books with pictures in them take away from the story for me.

You like golf.

False

You like Hockey.

True

You like soccer.

false

You like watching fishing on TV

False...(That beats even golf)

You are a pool shark.

false

You secretly wish you had a ZZ Top beard.

Secret's out

You don't.

True, I wouldn't look good with beard.

You like Masterpiece Theater.

Love...isn't that also a TV series?

You harbor parolee penchants

false

But you do.

No predilection here.

You are out of popcorn

true

You like popcorn.

True

You hate laundromats.

TrUe

you hate television