Pen, you're so adorably sweet! I wouldn't have gotten if I were you either... It's not as if you were looking...:blush:
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Pen, you're so adorably sweet! I wouldn't have gotten if I were you either... It's not as if you were looking...:blush:
I've been away for a bit, its been really hectic at the office. So we're talking pick up lines....
Hmmm...
I once went up to a very attractive girl at a friends birthday dinner party and said(two glasses of red wine in hand)
"number one,I could use a really cheesy pick up line, along the lines of heaven must be missing an angel, or number two I could offer you this drink(hands over glass of red) and tell you I think you look ravishing in this black dress."
with that, I turned and walked away. Adding my name and that I hoped she would enjoy her drink.
By the end of the evening we had exchange numbers.
I switched seats in class to sit next to someone I'd never really met before. I think she likes me now.
Robin is turning into a lover boy. First french kissing, now he's hitting on every girl in the class. :p
Aye, he is young and the red blood runs hot in his veins! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/a049.gif
In my defence I only used that line once, and I was very drunk at the time. A word to the wise: Even if she takes you up on the offer, it is not a good idea.
You know it!:D but it was more a joke!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
From what I hear, Robin, you're quite smitten yourself! :blush:
And here's a pick-up line I got "wind" of yesterday, since it happened yesterday...:
~guy bumps into girl's left breast "accidentally"- she objects~
Sorry, I wanted to touch your heart...
"You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
Very very cheezy lines....
Someone called me a fox and I didn't realize they actually meant me until about 3 weeks later *oblivious* :lol:
are you serious??? I've heard someone refer to a natural log but I thought he was referring to a morning dump. :lol: goodness!Quote:
Originally Posted by mir
I'm not even going to touch this topic with some of the smut that has reached my ears in local bars :P
It's so unattractive when a guy tries to pick you up, and you say "Oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend," and he says something like, "Well, he doesn't need to know..." Yich! Now, the guys who say "Oh, okay. Well, tell him he's a lucky guy," and walk away...THOSE are the ones I suddenly want to go chasing after :lol:
The ones who make me giggle are the guys who get all mad when a woman turns them down and insist it must be because she is a lesbian. Maybe some of the ladies they hit on are, but some guys have an over inflated view of their "charms".
hahah, my first boy friend was a bit like that (nope I did not turn him down). whenever we went to a bar and there were two ladies at another table talking to each other he'd go "psst,psst, lesbians" and i'd be like "what the hell? has it occured to you that they could be friends?". in his little world, all women were lesbians for some reason. He was convinced that all my female friends were hot on me and kept calling them my "admirers" :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
there was also a very butch girl in my class who thought all the other girls in her sports team had a crush on her and all the single girls in our class were lesbians and had a crush on her, too. She did get quite a lot of attention from the other girls but that was because she was a leader and she bullied everybody and threatened to find out their dirty little secrets
according to her, everyone was a lesbian and she was the only straight girl in the world. Well, she bragged about her nights with a massage guy. The other girls had real boyfriends... :???: :sick:
I wish I knew some pick up line to post..:(
Last night I walked down a road to pick Koa ( with another friend) and Im walking down the road and I get whats it called when people (usually men sterotypically truck drivers and builders) yell somthing as you walk by? Anyway it happens , and we get 'complimented' in arabic accompanied by sniggers becasue they didnt realise I understood them, and for the first time ever I had a comeback just when I needed it :D:banana: I mean I always hate it but its especially annoying when they think you dont understand them.