Gruff justice as Billy is demoted
The regimental goat of the 1st Battalion Royal Welch has been demoted - after refusing to keep in step at a parade to mark the Queen's birthday.
Six-year-old William Windsor, otherwise known as Billy, got a dressing down because of his "lack of decorum" at the event at the Episkopi base in Cyprus.
Fusiliers will no longer have to stand to attention when Billy - demoted from Lance Corporal to Fusilier - passes by.
Monarchs since Queen Victoria have presented the regiment with a goat.
Billy, a Kashmir goat given to the 1st Battalion Royal Welch by the Queen in 2001, was on his first overseas posting.
Goat major
The parade on 16 June was held in the presence of a number of invited dignitaries including the ambassadors of Spain, Netherlands and Sweden and the Argentine commander of UN forces on Cyprus.
His handler Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, dubbed the goat major, found he was unable to keep him in line.
"Billy can be badly behaved at times but I didn't think there was anything wrong myself at the time," said the regiment's Captain Crispin Coates.
"However, after the parade he was reported through the chain of command and accused of disobeying a direct order."
But the loss of prestige could be temporary.
According to Captain Coates, Billy is "extremely well known" on Cyprus and highly liked.
"His situation is currently being reviewed and he could regain his rank," he said.
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Duck revealed to be palace thief
Extra security had to be drafted in to an historic royal palace after people said their food was being stolen. Concert-goers who were at Hampton Court Palace, south-west London, to see the likes of Eric Clapton, complained of cakes and sandwiches going missing.
Eventually a duck was identified as the culprit after being caught on camera taking the food for her ducklings.
Organisers are now urging people to bring secure hampers and cool bags to "be on the safe side".
Hampton Court Palace east front manager Mark Howarth said: "Robin the Duck, as we've nicknamed her, lives in the East Front gardens.
"As soon as everyone has gone into the show and the music starts she appears by the picnics to see what she can raid."
One guest added: "I thought I was losing my marbles when I couldn't find the rest of our sandwiches.
"I was amazed that anyone here would steal food. It's such a relief to discover that it was only the palace duck.
"She obviously has very expensive tastes because she took all my smoked salmon sandwiches. I suppose it also explains why the duck pate was left!"
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Moscow is world's costliest city
Moscow has overtaken Tokyo to become the most expensive city in the world, according to a new study. According to Mercer Human Resource Consulting's annual report, an expat's money stretches three times further in Asuncion, Paraguay - the cheapest city. Mercer said it ranked 144 cities on transport, food, clothing, household goods and entertainment costs.
After Moscow the world's next most expensive cities are Seoul, Tokyo, Hong Kong and London.
The main cause of Moscow's ascent was a surge in property values, Mercer said in its annual report.
"Steep accommodation costs have contributed to Moscow's high ranking, as the recent property boom has driven up rental prices for expatriates," Mercer said in its report.
'Significant shifts'
Rising prices are also a problem in Russia, where high oil prices helped drive the inflation rate to 5% during the first three months of 2006. The International Monetary Fund has warned that Russia now has little chance of meeting its 2006 inflation target of between 8.5% and 9%.
THE 10 MOST EXPENSIVE CITIES
Moscow, Russia
Seoul, South Korea
Hong Kong, China
London, UK
Osaka, Japan
Geneva, Switzerland
Copenhagen, Denmark
Zurich, Switzerland
Oslo, Norway
New York, US
Source: Mercer Human Resource Consulting
"We have seen significant shifts in the cost-of-living rankings over the past few years, reflecting a changing global market," Mercer explained.
Over the past 12 months, London has dropped two places in the rankings, mainly as a result of a decline in the value of the UK pound against the US dollar.
Currency movements have also seen Ukraine move up from 54th to 21st as its hryvnia strengthened against the dollar.
Mercer said its report was often used by companies that sent their workers abroad as foreign, or expatriate, workers.
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German plans airline for smokers
A German entrepreneur plans to launch the world's first smokers' airline next year, promising a return to the times before planes became smoke-free zones. Alexander Schoppmann, a former stockbroker, is seeking the start-up cash for Smintair - Smoker's International Airways.
On its website Smintair promises to "bring back the exclusivity in flying encountered in the 1960s".
The plan is to fly two leased Boeing 747s on the Duesseldorf-Tokyo route.
Old-fashioned luxuries
The airline will not offer economy-class tickets, but will target business people who enjoy smoking - and who are willing to pay for some extra pampering.
Smoking will be allowed in all 138 seats on board - and there will be extra leg room, because jumbo jets normally accommodate more passengers.
"The upper deck will be the passengers' lounge and not be jammed with seats, as you can sadly find everywhere, nowadays," the website says.
"Allergics against tobacco smoke or militant anti-smokers are asked to not apply," Smintair says on its jobs page.
On the website Mr Schoppmann writes nostalgically about the old times when Lufthansa offered its passengers a vast selection of Montecristo cigars.
He says airline smoking bans were prompted by a desire to economise on air conditioning systems. He promises to restore the old-fashioned system of pumping fresh air through the cabin.
Before it can launch, Smintair needs to find at least 40 million euros (£27.6m) for an operating licence from the German federal aviation authority.
Mr Schoppmann is optimistic his airline will take off next summer.
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'Arrested' donkey in cruelty row
Campaigners in India's Tamil Nadu state say the law is literally an *** after a judge ordered the arrest of a donkey. The animal was kept overnight in a police station after being seized at a rally in which it was used to highlight alleged failings of local officials.
Police said the donkey was evidence from the "scene of a crime". They have been accused of animal cruelty.
The donkey's owners, meanwhile, say they are grateful to get it back after its period of incarceration.
They say that while it is good to have it home again, it is even more stubborn and bad-tempered than normal.
'Unmotivated and mulish'
The story began when two groups working in the district of Kancheepuram asked the animal's owners if they could borrow it as part of their campaign to promote land rights for Irula tribes people.
The Kancheepuram District People's Forum and the Sons of the Soil groups rented the donkey for use in a demonstration against what they say is the lethargy of the authorities in dealing with the issue.
A poster was hung from the donkey's neck during the protest earlier this week in which the district administration was caricatured as "slow to act, unmotivated and mulish".
This gesture angered members of the administration, who filed a complaint with police against the two groups.
They complained that they had been "derided" in the demonstration.
Police then arrested the demonstrators and materials used by them including a tent, a loudspeaker and an amplifier, as well as the donkey.
Detention order
By the time they took the case before Magistrate IG Uthamaraj, it was late in the day. So he remanded the detainees - and the donkey - overnight in custody.
Bewildered police say they did not expect this development, because the usual practice is for animals at crime scenes to be returned to their owners.
But because the animal's owners could not be traced, the magistrate said he had not option but to order its detention.
Officers were heard to complain that their four-legged prisoner was not the easiest of detainees, and was upset about everything from food and drink to the standard of accommodation.
Fortunately for police, the donkey's owners were traced the next day.
They said that they were unaware that the animal had been used for a demonstration when they agreed to hire it out.
Now police have filed a case against the two campaigning groups for animal cruelty. They in turn have accused the police of cruelty.
Owners of the donkey, meanwhile, joke that it is now consulting its lawyers with a view to suing both parties.
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Happiness doesn't cost the Earth
People can live long, happy lives without consuming large amounts of the Earth's resources, a survey suggests. The 178-nation "Happy Planet Index" lists the south Pacific island of Vanuatu as the happiest nation on the planet, while the UK is ranked 108th.
The index is based on consumption levels, life expectancy and happiness, rather than national economic wealth measurements such as GDP.
The study was compiled by think-tank the New Economics Foundation (Nef).
Size doesn't matter
One of the authors, Nef's Nic Marks, said the aim of the index was to show that well-being did not have to be linked to high levels of consumption.
'HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH'
Population: 209,000
GDP/capita: $2,900 (£1,575)
Climate: tropical
Resources: forests, fish
Economy: agriculture, tourism
Environmental issues: deforestation and clean water
Source: CIA Handbook 2006
"It is clear that no single nation listed in the index has got everything right, but it does reveal patterns that show how we might better achieve long and happy lives for all while living within our environmental means," Mr Marks said.
The small island state of Vanuatu is situated in the middle of the South Pacific Ocean, and has a population of 209,000. Its economy is built around small-scale agriculture and tourism.
Latin American nations dominate the top 10 places in the index, while African and Eastern European nations fill most of the bottom 10.
Among the world's largest economies, Germany is ranked 81st, Japan 95th, while the US comes in at 150th.
Richard Layard, director of the Well-Being Programme at the London School of Economics' Centre for Economic Performance, said that the index was an interesting way to tackle the issue of modern life's environmental impact.
"It reminds us that it is not good enough to be happy today if we are impoverishing future generations through global warming.
"Over the last 50 years, living standards in the West have improved enormously but we have become no happier," Mr Layard told the BBC.
"This shows we should not sacrifice human relationships, which are the main source of happiness, for the sake of economic growth."
Although Vanuatu tops the happiness index, it is ranked 207th out of 233 economies when measured against Gross Domestic Product (GDP).
Simon Bullock, economics co-ordinator for Friends of the Earth, which helped compile the data, said the findings showed that happiness did not have to cost the Earth.
"The UK economy hoovers up vast quantities of the world's scarce resources, yet British people are no happier than Colombians, who use far fewer," he said.
"The current crude focus on GDP is outdated, destructive and doesn't deliver a better quality of life."
Nef is calling for the adoption of a "global manifesto for a happier planet" that will list ways nations can live within their environmental limits and increase people's quality of life. The recommendations include:
Eradicating extreme poverty and hunger
Recognising the contribution of individuals and unpaid work
Ensuring economic policies stay within environmental limits
The index builds on a report that Nef published earlier this year that warned if annual global consumption levels matched the UK's, it would take 3.1 Earths to meet the demand.
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