Pam

PAM moos when drive past cows

PAM has gils.

Pam shares more than 98% of her DNA with fruit flies!

PAM once punched someone with his ring and soon they were drinking together.

PAM is the star accordian player in his polka band.

PAM is a dancer in a polka band.

PAM passes out toothbrushes for Halloween

Pam lives in a gingerbread house!

PAM churns his own butter.

Pam grinds bones into flour for her bread

PAM likes to pick lint from other people's belly buttons.

Pam washes with shake and vac and dries herself with a hoover.

PAM has once used a hoover in a home invasion situation

PAM eats paste

Pam drinks the water out of car radiators.