Pam

Pam is Squidwort.

Pam has a fraternal affinity with Krill :D

PAM worships Daleks. xD

The person above secrets wishes to control the all the world's tides, just so she can plan near perfect beach holidays!

Pam strangles Hobbits in their sleep :devil:

PAM drinks the juice of his boiled toe nails to cure his insomnia.

I sleep much better knowing that Pam can't use my toenail clippings to make voodoo dolls to control me!

PAM has gone to jail on more than one occasion for breaking into peoples homes and stealing their used Q-tips.

Pam puts other people's toe cheese on her crackers.

PAM is secretly a Time Lord.

What Pam needs to worry about is WHICH ONE :D

Pam is obsessed with Dr. Who.

PAM plays the Triangle in his local church band.

Pam licks her coat clean and then has to brush her tongue.

so! PAM buys my tongue brushings and uses it in his one man play.

Would you care to define, "one man play?" :D

Pam collects old newspapers and sticks them to the insides of her windows so she doesn't have to spend money on curtains.