Pam

PAM has said "OMG" :shocked:

Just trying to communicate with the text generation :rolleyes:

Pam dresses their bed with the skins of the vanquished...

PAM wears dresses made with skins of the vanquished.

Pam dresses the vanquished in purple fuzz

PAM is crazy about cheese.

PAM has pictures of her favorite cheeses on her bedroom wall

Pam hasn't got any walls :D

PAM's bedroom walls are pink.

Pam chews tobacco and has spittoons in her bedroom.

PAM's hair looks as same as Brian May's ;)

Pam is jealous of Brian May's hairdresser :p

PAM has a coat made of Brian May's hair.

Well there is quite a lot of it and he said he could spare it... Wassamatter, is Pam jealous or summit? :D

Pam uses a flamethrower because waxing takes too long :p

PAM has webbed toes

They come in handy when treading water...

Pam has tentacles with fuzzy blue suckers instead of feet