To keep all the dish towel makers in business.
If I keep getting spam for colon cleansers does it mean I'm full of it?
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To keep all the dish towel makers in business.
If I keep getting spam for colon cleansers does it mean I'm full of it?
no... at least so i think. *wonder*
if you had a dragon what would you name it?
dragonfly
why do poets write poetry?
who cares?
Why am I here?
to ask stupid questions.
why do people even bother to answer this?! :D
Because they bothered to answer them
Why did you?
To quote a famous man: "Because it's there!"
If you crossed a plum tree and a rubber tree would it grow bouncy balls?
Bouncy balls .... or plums that you could chew for days on end.
Have you ever heard the "crack of dawn"?
yeah I get up move at dawn and my neck cracks!
How come the everlast jawbreaks do not last forever!?
because we would then get tired of them.
how do we think of these stupid questions? better yet, how do we answer them?
we answer them by typing them on the keyboard
what is next?
Another stupid question.
Why do chickens get up so early?
to go "buc buc buc"
why do fishiesss goooo "pook pook pook"?
so that we could all be entertained by Poetess's spelling of the sound they make :lol: that was awesome
do fishes pass gas underwater?
It's fish, but fishes is funnier and this is the ask a stupid question thread :nod:
Yes, but they make sure nobody sees the bubbles ...
(What a question to think of, Shalot! :lol: )
What does the shark do if he sees bubbles?
He swims away yelling "IEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! Fishie Farts!"
Whats the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
a human child :flare:
What is the meaning of toothpaste
My Aunt Rozelle's cooking. She could ruin the taste of ketchup! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Vomit.gif
What was thr riskest dare you ever took?
Smoking a cigar in public when I was 13....got caught and was soooo sick
Why is a horse called a horse?
I don't know why a horse is called a horse because no one can talk to a horse of course
(and if you can't talk to a horse, then the horse can't talk back so the world may never know)
why is soy so versatile?
It worked hard at its versatility trying to catch up to hemp
Why do we have to pay 100+ bucks for a college textbook that never even gets opened?
the same reason we pay profesiors that we hate, and dred there class...
who came up with the letter "h" i mean honestly who came up with the alphabeet?
It was a little man with a grissled mess of a beard who thought that he could make a few dollars trying to sell little shapes he devised, claiming that these shapes were based on Greek, and the other intelligent languages that came long before we were here. And people bought into that notion and here we are today. No worse for wear...
**Sigh** I hate coming up with "stooooopid" answers... :p
Why do dogs walk on all fours when they are every bit as smart as a man, who walks on two legs?
reply so that man underesmates there intelgence?
why are we asking stupid questions again, i thought the goal was to try and make our minds more intelgent?
because to become more intelligent we should get to know everything possible for us to know--like how to ask stupid questions!!!
Was that answer stupid?
decribe stupid.
what does stupid exactly mean? (i know what it means i just want to see people perspective)
People who lack the ability to know when they have made a complete fool of themselves and have the right to remain silent but not the ability...
Do you know such people? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Smilies/Yo.gif
I try not to think about my Ex....:lol:
Why can't library patrons read signs and notices?
because its a libray, who reads in those? lol
why is it penutbutter? there is no butter in it
Because peanutgoo doesn't sound good.
Is butter derived from the word butt?
indeed because it is butt her...kissing her butt or buttering her up...basicly to make better...i guess
who came up with bingo?
It was a farmer who had a dog?
why are butterflies called butterflies? Is it because they have big butts or because they like butter? Sorry I can't get awat frome the whole butter butt thing.
because they are flys that got stuck in molded butter and there wings where extended by butter and they landed on a flower and thats how they get there ccolor
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and why is it an owl that trys?
how many licks it takes to get to the cente of a tootsie roll pop is one of the world's greatest mysteries and what else do owls have to do
Do horse flys really look like horses?
No, but their bite is just as bad as getting bitten by a horse.
Have you ever see a bumblebee bumble?
Naw. But I saw a Frenchfry one time... (rimshot!)
Ever try to figure out how a "slim chance" and a "fat chance" can be the same thing? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
no, but thank you pen now i will ponder on that ALL DAY...
why do we spend hours thinking of the stupidest things
because the stupid things do not usually fall out of trees.
Why cannot we go for shortcuts?(e.g,Why do we have to write "eye" when we can easily go away with "i"?)
Aye that is one to ponder yet written langauge when put to paper or parchment is art, and art is beauty dependant on detail. If you wish to produce sub-par art, and choose to promote degeneration of art, then I thin it is far that you recieve the critizisms thrown at all sub-par artists.
How did cows survive in the wild?
they ate grass, had kids, ate grass, had more kids
yeah thats about right
how do cochroaches live..