The PAM wasn't supposed to divulge my fashion secrets! The PAM is a blabber!
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The PAM wasn't supposed to divulge my fashion secrets! The PAM is a blabber!
The PAM stole my idea of wearing my pants backward for her newly published book: Seven Trends for Highly Unfashionable People. The PAM is a thief! :D
The PAM is jealous of the success of my book and the dismal failure of her own:
Nosepicking IS the career for you! tsk tsk. :p
OMG! How did you find out about my book?? Who told you what I do for a living??? *rofl*
The PAM attempted to create a career for herself in nosepicking, specializing in stringers, but did herself a near-fatal injury in trying to remove a particularly promising specimen with her 3 foot long fingernails and thus was asked to consider early retirement due to disability.
The PAM knows all about the dangers of long nails...check out the 18 inch long pinky toe specimen she sports! :D
The PAM says pen is mightier than the sword
The PAM lives in a house built from Coke cans.
The PAM uses dried mummys for makeup powder!
Hey I wasn't participating!:D I was just giving info... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
The PAM didn't participate in the manner the thread designates. ;)
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Originally Posted by kathycf
It's being renovated.
The PAM is shouting grace
The PAM is a corrupt common worker.
The PAM is a bad boy
The PAM has an odd obsession with the number 17.
The PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody has an obsession with the number 17. :rolleyes: Perhaps you need to get out of the house a little more often, PAM? :D
The PAM has good teeth
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DANG It!! The PAM posts much too fast!! And don't tell him he has good teeth, he will get a bad attitude. ;) :D
Hmm, the PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody should get out of the house more often.... :brow: :p
The PAPAM may have forgotten the rules of this thread . . . . all that caffiene may be clouding her faculties . . . . :D
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Hmm, the PAM takes the time to research and comment on the fact that somebody should get out of the house more often....
The PAM indulges in ad infinitum semantical trivialites when she ought to be thinking about going to bed. ;)
The PAM thinks 9:08 pm is an appropriate bed time for a grown woman... :eek: ;)
The PAM underestimates my perceptive abilities regarding my "grown woman" friends on the LitNet. ;)
The PAM still dances the "Mashed Potato" and "The Twist". Get some new moves, PAM! :p
Do not talk about my caffeine problem :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
PAM is a grown woman..
Don't be jealous now, Kathy. You're denigration doesn't diminish my wicked "Twist". :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
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Do not talk about my caffeine problem :D
PAM is sensitive regarding her addictions, and likely in need of an immediate intervention.
The PAM can belch sing the entire alphabet forwards and backwards after chugging an entire 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Yep, and I am proud of it too. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by subterranean
Yaas, the PAM is a grown woman, but you are never too old to still act immature! ;)
The PAM runs for Dragon Race alone, and is proud of winning always :lol:
The PAM takes the last bit of bathroom tissue, and then never replaces the roll.
PAM is proud of being a grown up woman...
The PAM sure comes up with dastardly insults...
Is there something wrong with being a grownup woman? Lots of folks I know are doing it. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by subterranean
The PAM should take my words as compliment..cause they are :nod:
The PAM is a good complimenter but she needs to brush up on her insulting skills. ;)
The PAM takes part in sack race with 10 year olds, hoping that she might win, jus' this time, but the kids always outdo her...tsk tsk
The PAM's signature makes her sound like a Golem!
The PAM eats a favorite dish for which he jealously guards the recipe for:
Tripe ala grape jelly en licorice. How..."yummy". ;)
The PAM sleeps with her feet on the pillow thinking that it is the correct position :lol:
The PAM sleeps standing up, like a horse!
The PAM sleeps upside down, like a bat.
The PAM is in my favorite state!
The PAM pokes around the backyard with a broom stick hoping to find oil in her new middle eastern home.
The PAM travelled all the way to Dubai to watch a young woman poke around in her backyard.