Pendragon, Pendragon come back I do beg
Alas for the dragon he fell like an egg
He is no more, he sleeps with poor Humpty
That great big egg whose last name was Dumpty
Why oh why did you sit on that wall?
If you push on an egg, it surely will fall.
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Pendragon, Pendragon come back I do beg
Alas for the dragon he fell like an egg
He is no more, he sleeps with poor Humpty
That great big egg whose last name was Dumpty
Why oh why did you sit on that wall?
If you push on an egg, it surely will fall.
poor Kathy. poor, poor Kathy. pooooooooooooooor Kathy. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR kathy.
her name - along with herself - was worn out from being used too much! :p
Mir was struck by a passing comet and veered off-orbit into a spiral that will eventually take her into a black hole. "In space no one can hear you scream..."
Beloved Forum member Pendragon died early this morning when the doctors could not stop his bleeding despite all their efforts. A paramedic said, 'The cuts were so deep that there was nothing anyone could do. I don't know what he was thinking when he tried to juggle all those knives.'
Guess one thing his Mama forgot to teach him was that not to play with knives.
He will always be remembered fondly by those who have been lucky enough to know him.
It is our sad duty to inform you that the famous and beloved Wigged Woman perished when combating an archvillain who could command wind.
Using her usual tactic, Wigged Woman would read "Mrs Dalloway" to her enemies until they would beg for mercy or just melt from agony, her own ears protected by her thick wig. However, this villain, using the her wind powers, blew away the heroine's wig which caused the instant death of the Wigged Woman due to hearing a passage of "Mrs. Dalloway" spoken by herself.
It was found out that the Wigged Woman was none else but the beloved sub-tyrant of the Lit-forums, Scheherezade. She will be sorely missed.
Scheherazade is in a place where she would not want to be. Definitely not, I think. A tiny bottle with no oxygen wouldn't be such a good place to have your dinner at.
Peter Pan got tired of Tinkerbell "tinkering" with his clothes and his shadow and WAKING HIM UP IN THE EARLIEST OF THE MORNINGS just to accompany her to drink some dewdrops, and frusrated now he is, he decided to go to the Fairyland and get a replacement for Tink. And that's where he found a "lovely, lovely fairy garbed in a black dress with fiery red wings." So he got her, went back to Never-neverland and the two became very, very close.
One night, the "lovely fairy" was jolted in her sleep, hearing an alarming sound. It's Captain Hook! And he's come to fight off Peter Pan for the millionth time! Suddenly, the fairy woke Peter up. And Peter, thinking it was still the darned Tinkerbell waking him up so early, without thinking and opening his eyes, clamped the fairy's wings together (which hurt a lot, the fairy said), lifted it up to his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp. Nowhere is the fairy to be found but inside Peter Pan's paunch along with his dinner of squirrels and wood.
(I don't actually know if Peter eats un-normal food.)
Taliesin and Laindessiel decided one fine day that it would be loads of fun to climb Mount Everest and have a picnic. They set off one lovely summer day, forgetting that it gets colder and colder the higher one climbs.It is said that on the anniversary of this horrid day you can still hear a "whisper" on the wind...
"You idiot, you forgot to pack the parkas!!!!!:cold: :cold: :cold:
Kathycf never went surfing.
Not really.
She just thought it would be great fun to just try it out For Once.-In fact, life is all about experiences, she says..
So off to the beach she went... Ah, the conditions are perfect! The waves were quite overwhelming, but she didn't mind one bit...
Surfing...surfing..... surfing....
And BAm- a tsunami.
Poor kathycf surfed to heaven....May you rest in peace, my dear friend...
Mr. Bush has a dog named Toni. He loves his Toni but when Bush's girl friend gets in between the dog and Mr. Bush, it really pisses the poor dog off. So the creature decides to bite off Toni, Bush's girl friend to death.
Poor Toni. It wasn't her fault, why did she had to go! She will be missed!
Was It Death?
As the Autumn turns to Winter,
And colder now the breezes blow--
Gone are all the lovely flowers,
Covered in a blanket of purest snow.
From my front porch I see the mountain,
The hoar-frost white upon the trees.
And I miss the singing of the songbird
That thrilled me with her repertoire.
But the mocking bird forgot to migrate,
Even when the skies grew gray.
She sang her heart out through the stillness,
Until the cold took her away.
But just as flowers sleep in winter
Deep beneath the frozen ground;
The sun may yet warm the cold, still feathers
And bring our singer back around...
Pendragon ;)
A dragon ate the PAM's pen! He jumped out the window to follow the inky behemoth. Unfortunately, he forgot that he couldn't fly. Tsk-tsk, Pen . . . should have called Penseive for help . . . :p
The PAM was assasinated by my secret band of ninja assasin minions after trying to beat me in chess. *cue scary music* None shall beat me, for I have the golden pawn power!!!! Muwahaha!
BTW, the police shall never find me, I have a secret underground lair....
kathycf died in Cairo by his ninja soldiers..It was justice imo.LOL! nice game!
The wind blows hot across the airid plains,
And swirls the sand and dust anround the last remains,
Of a noble soul called "Camel Lights"--
Who when starting the journey thought it would be all right
Not to overburen the camel with too much weight
And so skimped on the water chosen to take
Figuring that the oasis would serve to make up the need:
The bones lie near the oasis, within ten feet...
Pendragon
Gah! Pen got in just before me! Now, I must edit. Hmmm....Pendragon was scared to death after seeing a movie with an evil clown in it. Clowns: sooner or later they'll get you too.
camel lights was completely mistaken about the justice part, and for thinking my minions would ever turn against me, for I am their queen. :p In retaliation the ninjas coat camel with honey and let loose the fire ants.
Wow! That is a bad way to go!