Yes...you need to go to bed now, so you can get up and to them tomorrow...
Do you have software to do them?
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Yes...you need to go to bed now, so you can get up and to them tomorrow...
Do you have software to do them?
yes
have you done your taxes yet?
Yes
Did you buy the software...or obtain it free online?
bought
did you get yours free online?
Yes...through H&R Block...
Did you know that you could do that?
no...
do you just hate doing taxes?
Yes...and I have a degree in accounting (which really has little to do with taxes)
Do you think that the income tax should be done away with?
Well, if I had my way I'll do away with it but it may cause financial problems.
Do you pay income tax willingly?
Yes
Should income tax be replaced with a universal Sales Tax?
No, that would be too taxing... :p
Which movie would you like to star in?
Star Wars
Good one, same question:
Which movie would you like to star in?
Forrest Gump (why not a female lead, right?)
I agree... Great question:
Which movie would you like to star in? :D
The Outlaw Josey Wales
What's your opinion on eye patches?
I think it's cool if you wanted to become a pirate
do you often forget to water your house plants?
I only have one...no
Should I do some yard work?
no
should I procrastinate doing my own yard work?
yes you should procrastinating is great!
do you like candy?
Nah.
Would you like to learn to play the saxophone?
Hellz yeah. I'd be blowing like Coltrane. . . .
http://www.neajazzintheschools.org/i...n_coltrane.jpg
. . . .in my dreams.
What time do you usually go to bed?
At bed time...
When is it okay to lie?
When it's absolutely necissairy (or absolutely convenient/funny).
Do you like cigars?
No
What is the worst sin?
Out of the seven deadly ones? I guess I'd say "greed." If we're using the word "sin" in a general sort of way, I'd go with rape.
Have you ever cleaned a fish? It's pretty gross.
Yes, only once and partially. My mom finally cleaned it.
Have you ever cleaned a chicken?
yes once it was gross
have you ever had a pet bunny?
Yes...from clucking to cooked...the WHOLE process
have you actually seen a chicken with its head cut off?
I HAVE one, his name is Timothy and he rocks (and is also a rabbit, and not a headless chicken).
What color is your room?
purple
Do you think a deaf guy and a blind guy could communicate
Haven't you heard about Helen Keller? She is a great source of inspiration for all differently able people.
Would you like to help and teach differently abled children?
yes...since my daughter is one (and I LOVE the way you stated that)
Who do you know who is differently abled?
I know this really cool schizophrenic.
Do you ever get offended by T-shirts?
Yes, and by other things too...
What offends you the most?
Misogyny.
What do you think of pantheism?
I don't think that it is founded in truth
Do you think that one ought to refrain from free speech if it is offensive?
Nope. If everyone did that, no one would ever speak (and furthermore, nothing would ever get done).
Do you like Ophelia?
Hamlet's Ophelia? Yes.
Have you read Macbeth?
Yep.
Did you like the three witches?
Witches with the beards, yes a lot.
What's the time there? I mean on the mountaintop?:smilewinkgrin:
1:06 am.
Have you ever tasted pen ink (on purpose or by accident)?
On more than one occasion. Blue/black tongue and teeth do add a lot of charm to one!
Which musical instrument can you not stand?