It was just bad bad and more bad. Absolutely nothing interesting happened.
However, it did provide a few inside jokes between my parents and I. "Jacob imprinted" is now a favorite new phrase for "Jacob just **** himself." (I kid you not. The way Edward says it, after Jacob jumps off the porch, made our entire living room laugh outloud. Each of us was thinking the same thing.)
However, hands down, this has got to have been the icing on the cake. This is possibly the worst scene in the movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdmE...eature=related