Would You??

No, I like Superman!

Would you steal the Batmobile, given a chance to do so?

of course, and when I crash it into something, I'd run very fast, out of the country.

Would you go bungy jumping? (or have you?)

NEVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER

If you fell down who would you want to catch you?

I'm not sure. What was the height?

would you eat scorpions if they were cooked with the poison taken out?

I think not.

Would you try to feed someone scorpions on the sly?

of course. ;) want some crab?

Would you sleep outside on the street if you thought it was safe?

Not if I thought it was safe, but if I knew it was safe.

Would you sleep somewhere you knew was unsafe or stay awake till morning?

stay awake, with a stick nearby

would you try to drink your best friend under the table?

Done and Done :D

Would you succeed at trying to drink your best friend under the table?

probably not. He's bigger than me. :)

Would you be able to get out of your house quickly in an emergency?

If my door is blocked, I'm screwed. My window doesn't open :(

Would you make a good arsonist?

No.

Have you ever pee'd on a fire? (ladies, if you answer "yes" to this, my respect for you will be undying) :)

Nope, sorry Comedian. I would consider trying it though, just to see how that would work.

Have you ever peed in a public place sober?

yes

would you swear allegiance to Miss Piggy, Queen of Muppets?

No, but I would stay forever in the Labyrinth with Jareth.

Would you like to be famous, if given the chance?