PAM has obviously looked at my mug-shot, which is downright sneaky!
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PAM has obviously looked at my mug-shot, which is downright sneaky!
PAM has just revealed he has a history with the fuzz
PAM is nearly right - my columns, which some would say are criminal, all come with photo taken by dearest wife. However, I accept the compliment that I might be that interesting.
PAM carries an abacus with him to be able to do daily sums.
PAM uses her abacus to count how many fingers and toes she has.
PAMs abacus only has eighteen beads.
PAM ate the beads of his abacus
PAM was cruel enough to tell me that abacus beads are edible.
PAM would have eaten the beads anyway.
Pam would never eat her beads, just the abacus frame.
PAM has eaten all the abacuses in Australia
PAM thinks it takes 20 minutes to arrive in Australia, from England.
PAM can't tell the difference between Sydney Harbour Bridge and London Bridge.
The PAM crocheted a very nice throw rug using his own ear hair, which he's collected through the years.
PAM's dog, snoopy sleeps in her bed and she sleeps on top of Snoopy's kennel.