Pam

PAM speaks of normal, as if she knows!

PAM thinks HE knows:cool:

PAM has got my number!!

PAM should be paranoid to know that.;)

I know that PAM is watching my every move. PAM is hiding behind the tree outside my window, PAM has binoculars and a notebook. PAM knows about paranoia, but it doesn;t bother me, because I just closed the curtains. Cursese! The phone is ringing - this could be PAM coming to get me! Quick, PAM's here!!!!

PAM is being unnecessarily paranoid. I'm not planning to do anything about him until Friday. Too busy scaring other people till then.

pam and patpam are stalking eachother

PAM is stalking both of us. I shall be in the air-raid shelter.

PAM needs to hide for cover in the air-raid shelter, becuase he has chicken wings attached to his arms.

PAM is obviously on the hunt for a tasty snack of chicken wings. Hide the sage and onion!

PAM has placed the sage and onions under his wings, so that the roster doesn't find them.

PAM has already pot-roast the rooster, so he ain't findin' nothin'!

PAM ate two rosters for dinner last night

PAM might have cooked them, for I feel unwell. Have I been poisoned? Will I die?

PAM's stomach is so big from overeating, that he is about to explode.