Pam

PAM loves to fly.

PAM loves flowers

PAM lives in 'my' room.

PAM eats her boogers.

PAM eats other people's.

PAM is a booger

pam eats boogers

PAM is having a blond moment

PAM's hair has turned gray too early.

PAM needs to buy extra wide shoes to accomodate her 14 toes.

PAM has no toes at all.

PAM saves all her toenail clippings in order to make her "art".

PAM bites her toenails, when there's no cake in the house.

Pam uses her toenails instead of nuts to decorate her Dundee cake.

PAM's bolts were taken out of his neck and placed in his brain for added nutrients