The PAM has a vast shopping cart collection stored in his cellar.
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The PAM has a vast shopping cart collection stored in his cellar.
PAM thought it a wise investment to buy a security system for her shopping cart.
Well, I won't say the PAM is a slowpoke, but he usually gets passed by snails when he jogs. :p
Hiya Robin!
I'm not saying the PAM is as old as Methuselah...I'm saying she's older. Re-Happy Birthday, Kathy...
When not posting on the litnet, the PAM indulges himself by watching paint dry.
Methuselah, huh? You must have me confused with someone else... :brow: ;)
PAM wishes she had the attention span to watch paint dry. As it is, the only thing that can hold her attention is watching water swirl down the drain as she flushes over...and over...and over...
ouch . . . ? :goof:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
the PAM's only source of amusement is fishing the prizes from crackerjack bags
The PAM sleeps underneath her bed, claiming it is "cozier, like a cave".
*gulp* I know, that was a terrible thing for me to say about poor ol' mir. :D
PAM is a member of Lit-Net exclusive turniper club (whatever that is :)..)
The PAM can't tell apart genders.
The PAM stubs other people's toes. Ouch!
Ha, the PAPAM doesn't know what a turniper is...ask AimusSage, he is the grand poobah of turnips around here, PAPAM. ;)
The PAPAM is a poor member of the turniper club, she can't even explain what makes the turniper club what it is to an aspiring member! :p
The turniper club is a club for everyone that likes turnips. Membership fee is negotiable but usually free, It is advisable to seek a sponsor, like Kathy did. If you'd like further information, I'll gladly let Kathy explain it for you :)
The PAM over delegates his turniper authority. :p
No really, Aimus is the one to ask...:D
The PAM abuses turnips she takes out for a walk :eek:
I'm not! Kathy is a trained professional turnip walker, she can answer questions.
The PAM is 3 turnips short of a bunch. :brow:
(pssst, no really ask Aimus...he is the king of all that is turnipey)
The PAM wishes she had 3 beautiful turnips :p
That may be so, but a king doens't have to answer questions, but okay, go ahead and ask me if I'm king of the Martians!
The PAM couldn't spell his way through a book of cigarette papers! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/smoking/rauch04.gif
The PAM fancies himself to be a talented chef. His specialty? A very complicated dish he calls "Water...twice boiled." ;)
The PAM finds making toast challenging.
The PAM is the king of ant hills :lol:
And the PAM has forgotten that ant hills are ruled by Queens! http://www.invision.smileyville.net/...s/doh (10).gif
The PAM kidnaps people and makes them dig ant hills. :lol:
i repeat, . . . ouch? :lol: what, like it ISN'T? :D :p and :banana: ! hi kathy : )Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
the PAM roasts small, innocent tomatoes and terrorizes their communities. tsk, tsk.
The PAM pinches her cheeks to give herself a rosy glow. Just buy some blush, ya cheapskate! :p ;)
Hiya mir. :D
Actually, the PAM is the quintessential Cheapskate, twisting and turning every penny she has, so she can get the most fun out of it, this is her only entertainment, because she is too cheap to buy anything with her money.
The PAM sings his favorite song over and over and over again.
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"
duh, PAM, I obviously bought a computer and internet access! :lol: ;)
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish..."
Oh sorry, you were saying? You bought a computer, but don't you, the PAM, go to friends so you can use their computers to surf the internet? :p
"...fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, YUM!"
The PAM enjoys a rousing game of "where is my foot?"
So, can you guess where it is? :D
The PAM always dives into the water belly first, (ouch)
i understood why this PAM thing caught my attention...because there's a chain of supermarkets called PAM around here... :D
The PAM is Italian. (I normally would consider that a compliment not an insult, but I know it bugs the PAM :D )
The PAM said I can't tell apart genders.
The PAM takes people's accurate insights into her gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously. :D
The PAM thought that I took people's accurate insights into my gender distinguishing deficiencies too seriously ;)
The PAM takes everything way too seriously, needs to relax. Too much coffee, perhaps? :)
The PAM types on his computer with fingers still slimy from bathing in his dragon's pond.
The PAM dines on old shoes and boiled soap.
The PAM dines on turnips laced in spiderwebs from her crypt. . . .really, PAM, cheese is MUCH better on turnips, trust me. :D
Cheese on turnips? Hmm...
The PAM wears her pants backwards.
The PAM wears her pants with a skirt over them and socks with her sandals