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Shouldn't they be in room 101? You know why nobody ever invades Switzerland? it's because when people start getting bolshy with them they threaten to burn all the money.
The Swiss is the noise people make when you threaten to burn their money.
Pelargonium
A urinal in the hometown of the "real" Robinson Crusoe, Alexander Selkirk.
mahogany
The Scottish celebration of the new year, as spoken by a reveller at about 4 in the morning.
gearbox
The place where a junkie keeps his stash.
Mower
A cut above the rest in the horticultural world.
biplane
a woodworking tool capable of shaving wood and skin simultaneously.
Corellation
Corellation Attempting and failing at comparing two objects so dissimilar as to be foolish
Fool
someone who just misses out on being cool by one letter.
seizes.
Illegally takes with such excuses as "Manifest Destiny" and "due process"
Judge
A man in a powdered wig and flowing red robes who condemns others for behaviour outside the norm.
electricity
something capable of sending shock waves across the body
bank
The side of a river, where all those avaricious men who work in the institutions with the same name should be taken, and pushed in.
whim
whim Acting in a manner that displays absolutely no inhibitions
Prison
An academy for the criminal classes.
barrack
a coat hook at the pub
recording