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Accident in the Jello factory!
This just in...it appears that Litnet member and chessmaster mir has been declared dead. While on a tour of a popular gelatin dessert factory the young lady fell into a vat and suffocated. We believe the flavor was "Cherry Berry".
CAN THE DEAD SPEAK?
Dateline: Salem. A strange little man with grey hair who calls himself Mortimer Graves, a paranormal investigator (whatever that is, this reporter confesses his ignorance), has indicated that he has come here due to sighting of The Lady in White, sometimes called "Resurrection Kathy". Graves claims that if he can find this wandering “dead undying” (his words, not mine), he will be able to ask her questions that may reveal once and for all why she died and why she keeps returning to this area. Personally, I think Graves has been sniffing formaldehyde, but I have seen glimpses of the so-called "ghost". http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/ghost.gif
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OZEED
That was so darn funny, Oz. "BIZZZZZ!!! FRIED CHICKEN." Couldn't have though of a better death for the bird (not offending or insulting, Pensy dearest!!!!!! Just for plain fun!)
Get Uncle Pen out of the computer. Confiscate his writing materials. Burn his hands to ashes. And get that pipe out of his mouth.
Sure death.
Laindessiel, a new addition to LitNet, met with an unfortunate calamity a short time ago. she was grazing through the forum (munch munch) with her sister close behind, when she discovered that the two of them had POSTED ON THE SAME THREAD!!! she immediatly tried to remedy the situation by editing Toni out, but he soon REPOSTED!! there is little news yet on the sibling rivalry, but since Laindessiel got lost on her way to challenge Toni, there may be no news for some time. :p
It seems that everything that goes up must come down . . . mir, that outlandish satellite of NaNoWriMo fame has suddenly come back to earth, aye, even into the earth - she was found in her room, face down on her writing pad, pen in hand, head too tired to continue on . . . .
10 days of constant novel writing without sleep is not good for the brain, or health in general, it seems. :D
Poor ShoutGrace. He should have never gone into the forest ahead of Little Red Ridinghood. Alas, the woodsman was unable to free dear Shout from a wolf's tummy. Alledgedly the wolf begged for such an extreme rememdy as it was suffering from severe indigestion....;) :p
Kathy was dying to receive a clever response. We will miss her!
Kelly Sprout was eaten by the Flanders' Tom and Rob...
:)
Little shinigami went to swimming at the beach one fateful day and got swallowed by a huge whale, thinking she was a plankton like everyone else.
I Like Winter.Toni loves Winter. Day by day, earth is getting more and more hot. Cold climiate is found scarcely where she lives.
She decides to migrate from the hot place, but her home-land is guided by people who don't let young people run away from the country so they kill Toni while she/her (?) is attempting to leave the country.
Poor Toni will be missed!
The scientist have just discovered that Cute Pensy has Birdflu!
Like a poem in a hurricane
Or a star 'mid broken glass
Halucigenic journey
Through a jungle of dried grass
In a moment of uncertainty
On ocean waves of strife
Yet with calm and sweet serentiy
Poor Toni lost her life.
Kelly_Sprout mistakenly wandered into a Vegetarian Association banquet and was served as the first course.
Kathy got heavily drunk and jumped into a river.
ALARM CAUSES HARM!
Dateline. Pakistan:
A car alarm went off on a busy parking lot outside a shopping mall, or at least that is what the man who fired two shots at his own car assumed. As he was being restrained by police, the man, who name was withheld as charges are pending, screamed: "They won't break into my new car and live!" As it turns out, there was no break in, nor did the car alarm go off. A mocking bird was found drilled by the man's bullet. The bird had given the exact tone of a car alarm, and so met it's fate from the enraged owner... :(