King of the hill

shinigami's hill

Fool bribes Zues with a hand full of batteries. Zues blasts the hill with lightening until it is vacant. Fool climbs atop the now vacant hill.

Fool's hill.

Shinigami has the hill.

As I approach the hill I don't see anybody atop it. I walk up and accidently step on tiny shinagami, I scrap her off my shoe with a paper towel and throw it to the wind.

My Hill.

Damn I'm slow. Fool has the hill.

I walk up the hill, when I see fool I pull out of my pocket some shiney beads an baubles. Fools is fascinated by the shiny objects and follows them as I roll them down the hill.

My Hill.

Imthefoolonthehill and Papayahed don't see each other yet. As each comes up to the summit from opposite sides of the hill, they startle each other and run the way they came from, and one runs to Tokyo, the other to Cranston.

The hill is mine, as I happen to be in the neighborhood.

Mililalil has the hill.

It's amazing how nobody noticed the king of the hill sitting in his throne, watching the proceedings. I find it my duty to cleanse the hill of all unwanted presence. I take a windscreen wiper, and throw it at mililalil. It hits him in the arm. He is confused as he does not see a windscreen, and goes in search of one, so he might use the windscreen wiper to wipe the windscreen.

My Hill!

Aimus has the hill.

I remeber who's king, and hand him a toothbrush. He runs off in search of a terlet to scrub.

My hill!

Mililalil has the hill

A What? Terlet? Anyway, I walk back up the hill and kick him off my hill with the boot of righteousness, I sit back down on my throne.

My hill!

Aimus's hill.

Little did he know but in his absence I rigged dynamite to the bottom of Aimus' throne. I flip the switch and aimus is blown to Outer Space.

My Hill.

Papaya's hill...

I flush a toilet that leads directly above her.. She melts...

I have the hill....

[Have any of you guys ever heard of "chibi"??? My avatar is small for a reson!!not to mention cuter than any painting, picture, lint, fly, tadpole or whatever... so there!!]

Shingamini has the hill.

I put her carefully into an envelope with breathe holes and a fresh supply of turnip and banana blizzard within as feed, and I mail her off to Pensive to keep as a pet.

My hill!

Mil XXIV seems in possession of what once was a hill...

I wonder where friend Loki, the Eggborn went, for perhaps he could give better lessons in the surpreme power of the Dragon. I do appreciate The Green Sage reclaiming the hill from the Horned One. Dragons do not fear his fire but we don't like him either. He has taken our name as his own before, so we hate him! Does Jay not realize that Gargoyles are at least part Dragon? No wonder I had problems controling my student. Ah, much work must be done. But still MY HILL. I write it in letters of flame...

Pendragon has the hill
I call in the volunteer fire dept. to erase the flaming letters. They in turn call the police and they arrest Pen for arson. Or something like that. Anyways...
The Hill is Mine!

Kathy has the hill

Technically she doesn't, as I have the deed, and the deed is in my name, it's even mentioned on the paper. I shove it in her face, and she reluctantly gives up the hill, to avoid getting blown to smithereens by me.

My throne, my Iron Maiden shrine, my Hill!

Famous King Aimus sits atop the hill.

As I know that the Green One is famed for his wisdom, I fly up and propose a philosophical question. Is there truly is point to our fighting over this flippin' hill? If Aimus the Great Sage wants his Iron Maiden Shrine, a Dragon can make one that is nigh indestructible. I can manipulate both time and dimensions, so united, we'd be much stronger. Is an Eagles Shrine, Kansas Shrine, John Denver Shrine, whoever, and let in whom we please really all that bad?

We are still in negotiations atop the hill, Aimus and Pendragon, and I've moved it out of phase with real time while we do so.

The hill is in negotiation.

Negotiating over the hill.

A hill which is freely available to all is what I have tried to achieve for ages, under my benign rule, all beings would co-exist peacefully on this very hill. Unfortunately, many see it necessary to contest my rule. Most notoriously the gargoyle known as Jay, whose persistant attacks have ruined more then one hill already. Sometimes harsh measures are needed to re-affirm my rule, unfortunate as it might be, that the hill becomes a battleground as a result. But on such a battleground, a new stronger foundation for co-existance will emerge. I hope that the dragon and I can be in agreement.

It is my hill, free for all that choose to co-exist peacefully. :)