Pam

The PAM is a dragon in disguise :brow: ready to devour the pretty princesses, :brow: (in other words, don't let him know you are pretty.)

Wow, the PAPAM sure has a lousy disguise!

ahem, the PAM is often caught eating guinea pigs in public, alive and well! :eek:

The PAM says mean things about turnips behind their backs, er tops, er stems...Whatever they have! hi Pen, and all PAM.

The PAM makes all the fine art she stole from museums into jig-saw puzzle coasters to place by her backgammon board on a coffee table beneath the patio lanterns on the sundeck.

Nice one Mil...

Um... Hey! What's with you kath? That is a really unhealthy fascination of turnips...

Um.. The PAM is a great guy... [can't insult you!!]

the PAM is vertically and horizontally challenged. and in any other random invisible made-up directions i'm not going to explain about for fear of being considered mad. (WHO'S MAD NOW? HAHAHAHAHA!) ehem.

Tha PAM crashed into the earth 5 years ago, and his remains are scattered all over the pacific ocean.

HER! and it's the Atlantic, thank you!

the PAM is an enormous extraterrestrial frog

from now on I correctly address the PAM as a female of the species. :)

The MIR spacestation fell into the pacific, pieces of it anyway. Sorry if I confused you with the spacestation. :p

oh . . . i thought you were talking about me. we won't mention any alien spaceships conveniently hidden at the bottom of the i didn't say anything forget that last sentance. : )

the PAM knows too much history and geography for his own good. (bum bum bum . . . )

The PAM is vertically and horizontally a taco - a parsnip flavored taco to talk to her!

Hello Mir Dir.

hehehe...

I'll have you know I'm tall for my age... and neither skinny like a stick nor fat... humph!

Um.. The PAM is Mil... enuf said!

PAM is unhappy? is that an isult maybe, unable to make me smile... ah yes tactful

The PAM has a muddled tongue and an ugly tie.

You've got that right!! The PAM is nice with a sharp tongue but sensitive in his own... In normal conversations, people say I have a sharp tongue too... I prefer venom-tipped actually.. or icy... hehehe...