Pam

PAM hit me on the nose with the lamppost that broke...

PAM wears flip flops to bed

PAM sleeps on a bed of flip-flops

PAM is trying to put flip flops on over her socks.

PAM eats flip flops for breakfast

PAM is a banana!! :banana:

PAM dances like that banana

PAM is a poetess

Last time PAM brushed her teeth, Germany was not united yet.

PAM cleans her wings annually

PAM cleans annually. :D

Last time PAM showed some interest in a book, she was still in nappies.

PAM shows interest in books inside nappies.

PAM like animals.

PAM"s hair smells like burnt leaves