PAM couldn't flip a nickel if his life's savings depended on it.
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PAM couldn't flip a nickel if his life's savings depended on it.
PAM doesn't realize it, but a nickel IS my life savings...but my life savings is bigger than PAMs
PAM keeps his life savings in a bag tied around his neck and sleeps with it at night.
PAM wears clothes made out of doggie hair.
PAM likes to suck peoples blood...
PAM thinks he'll look like Jethro if he wears a ghillie suit
PAM's legs are so long they tie themselves in a not, whilst she sleeps.
PAM has no ankles...
PAM has oversized calves. That's what happens when you feed them too much grass.
PAM wears a hat, to cover his shiny, bald head
PAM eats dog chow when her dog isn't looking
PAM eats from the same plate as her cat
PAM goes dumpster diving looking for comic books
PAM is usually found at the bottom of those dumpsters when I do
PAM broke the lamppost with his nose