Pam

PAM is wears dresses when no one is looking.

PAM streaks when no one is looking....

Wahoooo!

PAM thinks wearing tracksuit pants is evening wear.

PAM can grip a tree branch with her feet

PAM picks his nose with his little toenail.

PAM picks her nose with her tongue

(Neat trick)

PAM's head is bigger than his whole body.

PAM's legs are hairier than mine...

Oops, you can see that...

PAM uses a lawn mower to shave his leges.

Actually....I would need to if I shaved them

PAM trims her toenails with a meat cleaver...

(You're so funny)

PAM laughs at his own jokes.

(someone has to)

PAM laughs with snorts....

PAM wishes he were practically perfect in every way, like me.
(This ought to be interesting)

PAM's got to stopping eating rubber bacon.

PAM is sweet like cinnamon (without sugar added)