Pam

PAM collects kitty toes out of which she makes hair clips.

You still workin' PAM?

PAM wears high water pants.

PAM is too short for high water pants...

PAM's children are taller than him.

PAM's children are smarter than her (that might actually be true though)

PAM uses toothpaste as hair gel.

PAM uses glue for her toothpaste.

PAM glued her toes together because she thought it would be cool to have webbed feet.

PAM actually has webbed feet.

PAM has minty hair, and her teeth and toes glued together (that's why her feet are in her mouth)

Pam's hair is purple with pink spots and wishes he can be as flexible as patpam.

PAM types with her toes...

(yes, I am very talented)

PAM types with his nose.

PAM gets her nose hairs caught in the keys...