Would You??

How do you create a native speaker of a language? That sounds a bit ominous so I will say no.

No I would not get liposuction

If you were on a jury and all the and everyone else voted gulity but you voted not guilty, would you change your vote just so you could get it over with and go home or would you stand behind your verdict knowing you would have to stay longer and the other jurors would be angry with you?

Good point, DM. The more I hear about Lykren's dark designs the less I like them.

I would not care if the others were angry at me. If they want to go home, let them tell the judge we've got (to quote the lawyer on the Simpsons) "one of those bad trial thingies."

Would you claim to be impartial about a case to get on a jury, because it looked interesting, even though you already had an opinion about likely guilt or innocence?

Sure would, I also think I could be impartial to the evidence even with my own initial assumption.

Would you rather be transported to The Simpsons' universe or the South Park universe?

South Park, just so I could do Eric's mom.

Same question.

Haha, Simpsons because it seems more fun and the laws of physics are more forgiving there.

Would you have anyone in the world brought to you right now just so that you could give them one good punch and then have them leave?

Yes I would

If you witnessed a violent crime but no one knew you saw, would you report it and agree to testify in court knowing it would endanger your life and you woukd have to go into witness protection?

Yes, but I probably wouldn't if I had a family to think of. My life is pretty anonymous already and I only have a couple close friends.

Same question.

Definitely. Witness protection sounds great. All that karma gone at once. Plus it's the right thing to do.

Would you correct a friend's grammatical mistakes (discreetly), or figure it would only make hard feelings?

I still hate you since last time! And no, but not because it would create hard feelings, I just don't usually feel like it.

Would you go on an all kelp diet if you knew for a fact it would greatly improve your health?

No I wouldn't

If your friend wanted to audition for a singing show and you know they really can't sing would you tell them or let them embarrass themselves on TV?

I'd definitely tell my friend. It might make for tension in the short term, but not in the long (especially of he or she disregards the advice). But if the person wasn't a close friend, I wouldn't feel the need.

Would you personally kill an old and beloved pet that was suffering, rather than have some one else "put it to sleep"?

sigh...

No. Someone else is going to have to do the dirty work.

Would you keep your mouth shut and don't tell someone they are wrong or would you tell them they are wrong and listen to a half hour diatribe about how they really aren't wrong?

If I thought the guy couldn't handle it, I wouldn't say anything.

Would you be cool with your eight year old son wanting to play with dolls (Barbies, not action figures)?

Of course.

Would you be cool about it if your kid's greatest ambition was to sell vacuum cleaners door-to-door?

No, I'd tell him ambition's a sin. :-P

Would you encourage your eight-year-old son to take his Barbies to (public) school to play with during recess?

If he wated to do it I wouldn't tell him he couldn't or shouldn't but I wouldn't try to persuade him to do it. So if it was his decision I would support/ enocourage him in his wanting to do so.

Would you support and encourage your teenage daughter if she wanted to play football in high school?

Yeah!

Would you choose Emily Dickinson poems to read to your four-year old at bedtime?

Uh, no, they're too short. But I would sing them to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" while we're running errands.

Would you take your teddy bear to work with you?

No.

Would you wear rings on every finger?

No, only on my pinkie like a car salesman.

Would you listen to an entire Miley Cyrus album for $200?

I would listen to an entire Miley Cyrus album for $5 haha.

Would you eat an entire box of oreos with milk or could you stop yourself?

I could stop myself from buying those icky things, and select a box of cheez-its instead. No problem.

If you could choose one consumable substance to have an lifetime supply of, what would you choose?

I think I would have to go with Magnum Ice Cream

Would you give up your favorite snack food for one year for 100$?

Probably some expensive, healthy and delicious fish. I'll talk bluefin tuna please.

Would you swim in a freezing cold river?

Yes I would give up my favorite snack food for $100. And no I would not swim in a freezing cold river, you masochist.

Would you fly in a jetpack?

http://youtu.be/Czy0pXRRZcs

Definitely not, I want to live.

Would you prefer humans evolve into a type of seal or into mole people?

Seal. They're cuter.

Would you watch a bad movie if your friend asked nicely?

Yes.

If you found a hair in your food would you continue eating it?

Depending on the cook. If it's my wife, of course I eat it!

Would you send back a entree that you could eat, it's just not cooked as you asked?

Probably not.

If you were in a plane crash in the Andes would you eat your fellow passengers?

Survival mode would no doubt kick in just like those unfortunate people back then

Would you retrace the route of the Donner party?

Definitely! I am naturally gregarious and I love a good kebab.

Would you perform mass murder on a community of lemmings by driving them over a cliff just to see if it looked good on camera?

I must say no.

Would you move consider emmigrating to another country?

absolutely.


Would you let me sleep on your couch?

Yes, but you might prefer the air mattress in the spare bedroom!

Would you say we've been friends for some time?

Yes, for quite some time.

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

No I don't really care for girl scotts or their cookies

If it was a really hot day would you sneak into your neighbors backyard to use their pool if you knew they were out of town?

Not with their guard dogs loose!

Would you console a friend on losing a dog that you hated and it hated you?

Yes, the friend still like it.

Would you dump a truck full of gnomes on your neighbor's lawn?