King of the hill

Off in the Shadowlands, The Dragon thinks about that hill. For him, eons have passed since he last looked down upon it. Are the silly humans still battling over it, and have they already spent the gold he dumped there just to stir things up? Time to open the portal and look. Hummm. Ryu owns the hill. He recalls her from battles waged in another time and place. Still, he bears her no real ill will. He blows a ring of fire around the hill. That should help here anyway. Click goes the portal and The Dragon is gone.

Still Baki's hill!

Baki's Hill.

I tell Baki I saw the Doctor giving tours of the Tardis in town, Baki runs off to stand in line.

Papaya's Hill

I actually find the doctor and become his companion for a time but since he has to go battle the evil cybermen-dalek hybrids he takes to the future hill, where papayahed has long turned to dust.

I clean the hill using tardis technology and make it my new home while I wait for the doctor.

Bakiryu's hill. AGAIN!

Doctor B-Mental arrives, and uses a shrinking ray on Bakiryu. I then place Bakiryu in a glass jar with teeny holes punched into the top of it. The jar is then placed in a bag. Signs are posted "CAUTION! Miniature forum members!"

B then sits back and relaxes while sipping a virgin hurricane.

B-Mental rocks out on his hill.

B's Hill.

While B is rocking out I short out B's speaker system with my universal music interrupter. B leaves the hill in search of a new system.

Papaya's Hill.

I send in a spy to the manufacturing site of papaya's universal music interpretor thing and sabatoge the production so that the units don't work. I develop a new and improved universal music intrepretor thing and I market it heavily and sell it for a lower price than papaya's original UMI.

My hill

There were no spies. There were no secrets. The PAM simply got hit in the eye with a meteor, which somehow shut down her brain, and she died.

My hill!

Nik's Hill. Nikolai is on his hill doing whatever Nikolai's do. When another meteor strikes the his hill. He is thrown into the stratosphere, where he contributes to global warming. They call them meteor showers (swarms, or storms).

B checks the skies with a telescope prior to repossessing it. He breaks out his old stereo system which he has made forum proof. No more picking on my electronics!

B's Hill you Suckers!

B's Hill.

I construct a giant magnifing glass and position above the hill to follow B around the hill, it is a nice sunny day. B can't figure out why it's getting so warm until he starts smoldering. B runs to the river to cool down.

Papaya's Hill.

I dig under the hill with a giant mole army. they take p-head away.

I sit in the hill enjoying the sunshine.

Bakiryu's hill.

I master the weather and I black out Bakiryu's sunshine

My hill

It's starts raining and the hill floods. Shalot runs but Baki stays, she likes the rain!

My Hill! MINE!

Shalot fashions a sturdy boat and sails away. Bakiryu likes the rain, but she's not much without a life jacket after a few minutes of large waves and heavy rains

Shalot's hill

Well, as Shalot has already sailed, and Baki has been washed away in the heavy rains, it has become my duty to look after the unattended hill.

- The humble queen of the hill, Madhuri :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

B-mental, seeing the innocent Maddie (B's favorite victim of hill conflict), sneaks up the hill, and throws a lasso around Maddie. He then gently lifts her up in his arms, and seats her in the padded recesses of a super,duper, enormous slingshot already prepped for firing. B leans in, gives Maddie an innocent kiss on the cheek, and whispers softly in her ear...,"Bon Voyage mon ami! Don't forget to write!" B cackles wickedly and releases the catch sending Maddie into lower orbit.

Look, up in the sky! Is it an airplane? No,No,No...No! Is it a satellite? No,No,No...No! Is it a UFO? No,No,No...No! Is it Madhuri? Ya,Ya,Ya...Yah!


B's hill, Yippie-Kai-Yay!

B-mental is so busy celebrating his victory that he does not notice that I sneak up to him. I throw a large and heavy fishing net over his body and, however he may struggle, drag him down the hill.

Barbara's hill!

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late

X's hill

Quote:

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Originally Posted by the silent x

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late.

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Same laser cuts through fishing net, and reflects off of B's Vanity mirror in his pocket. The reflected laser takes out x silently.

B's Hill

who said it was a laser gun, i just said laser site,
another .50 caliber super sonic barret (bay-ret) long-range sniper rifle round enters B's head,
the sound of the shot reaches you after your dead

camping is a Legitimate strategy!

X still owns the hill

bullet bounces of b's platinum plate in his skull. B dodges incoming shots while sneaking up on silent x who is so irritated he is not getting head shots he is crying and blaming the controller. B grabs the barrel of the gun, and puts a horseshoe bend in it. Silent x is so busy looking through the scope, that he doesn't notice. Suddenly B hops out right in front of silent x and says, "For goodness sake, for your own soul, don't shoot!"

Silent can think of nothing but the extra 20 points he can get for killing B, pulls the trigger. It is the last experience recorded into memory in silent x's brain, before the bullet he fired creates massive and mortal head to toe damage. B dips his fingers in dead x's blood, and paints a sign...B's hill and a smilie face drawn in blood.

B's hill folks.

B's Hill.

Now that i have acclimated I send my new Louisiana Gator friends up the hill where they have a nice B shaped meal.

Papaya's Hill.

gator's eat everybody who approaches the hill, even papaya when he goes to capture the hill,
X (who isn't dead, just a couple of scratches because i wasn't using explosive tips) X takes control form a distance with his spotter Al-X

X-squad pwns the hill

X was only dreaming he wasn't dead, in reality, silent x was...er, um.....well silenced. B sprinkles cayenne pepper in the gator that ate him. The gator, being unfamiliar with seasonings, regurgitates B-mental. B- Mental kills the gator, and begins making a gator gumbo and a pair of cowboy boots. Yeeeehaaaw!

B's Hill

B Mental undercooks his gator gumbo and contracts a terrible case of diarrhea. He is afraid to leave the hill for fear of losing it and won't go grab himself some Pepto and Sprite and he dies of dehydration. Meanwhile, Shalot, having realized that she sailed away from her hill :lol: decides to come back and finds B Mentals pitiful corspe. With one swift kick she sends B Mentals remains rolling down the hill to land at the foot in a pitiful heap.

MY hill. :cool:

shalot and her friend in the avatar get so stoned, they think they hill is moving, shalot runs away trying to follow her delusions, X quietly steps in to watch the hill for her and defend it against all comers, even shalot

X's hill

Shalot planted a special type of plant on her hill, before silent took over. The plant is a potent pyschodelic hallucinogen that is easily absorbed through shoes and skin, and as silent stood there on hill, he unknowingly took in huge doses of the hallucinogens through his feet. He is currently running through a nearby meadow in his underwear chasing a giant butterfly that only he can see. Shalot tramps up the hill in her hallucinogenic-resistant footwear to reclaim her hill.

Shalot's hill

However, Shalot didn't know that steel-sole combat boots are very resistant. And as she enjoyed the hill sipping bloody Mary's under a beach umbrella a net went over her head. She was then sent to Mongolia in a refrigerator box.

Bakiryu's hill!

oh no, my long time partener in "another creative game"

oh well

Lance-craft M12-48B nuclear strike bomber dropped a large warhead right into the hill, the bomb penetrated 30 feet to the bottom of the hill before it detontated. X at the time was going Mach 7 and escaped the blast, but the hill is now inverted, bakiryu isn't even a mist, and no one wants to come close to the hill, except X because he is radiation proof, just like cocraoches and twinkies,

X's hill/hole

Since i was absent along time i feel i should reclaim the hill..

X's hill..

Not for long... as the present of my being approch the hill.. little X get so scared he\she just fades away... lost in the mists of time. I climb to the top looking to the horaizone as another dawn begins, a time of peace and quiet.

Willows Hill

Willow's hill. The Burning Man Festival comes to the Willow's hill, and peace and quiet no longer existing on the hill, Willow tearfully departs. B arrives juggling electric irons, a chair, a cannon ball, and a torn copy of "A Prayer for Owen Meany". When he finishes, he takes a knee and says with flourish, "Tah Dah! B's Hill!!

B's Hill !!

B doesn't realise that the electric iron is just touching the chair (which is made of a metal), and there can be a short-circuit too :p Need I say more? I keep the 'Electrified B in the chair' in a museum for others to see, and be afraid of the Terror of Madhuri :D

Mwahahahah....

My Hill !! :cool:

Mad's Hill

I release my legion of those wind up cymbal playing monkeys up the hill, Maddie couldn't stand the noise and ruckus and ran from the hill.

Papaya's hill.

Excuse me papayahed, but I did promise maddie I'd hold onto her hill. No hard feelings then when I drive up in a dumptruck full of dirt. He plans to renovate the hill to impress maddie. A 'Welcome Back Gift' if you will. B backs up and dumps the load of mixed gravel, sand and silt upon your "legion" of 13 little wind up cymbal playing monkeys. I hope they don't cost much, because you can consider those ones as gone. Papaya runs away crying, "Oh my precious little monkies!" Now that I got that monkey off my back.

Maddies Hill...landlord B-mental

Maddie's Hill, llandlord B.

Yes I was broken up and crushed (pun intended) at the loss of my cymbal playing monkeys but only for about an hour. I return with my new improved legion, in addition to playing the cymbals they also shoot spit balls. Not deadly but annoying enough to shoo B away from the hill. Forsaking his promise to Maddie.

I have surround the perimeter with my monkey's, nobodies moving me from this hill!!!

I am the God of Hellfire!!!

I'm going to lie in the meadow and here the grass sing.

Papaya's Hill.

Papaya's Hill.
Papayahed falls asleep on the pleasant grass, and B tiptoes around the hill in spitballproof attire collecting up the spitballing cymbal crashing monkeys and placing them in an ACME Soundproof bag. He then inflates 4 huge balloons one at a time and ties them around Papayahed's wrists and ankles. He attaches the Bag'o'monkies, and Papaya sleep becomes quite lofty, if you know what I mean. Papayahed awakes when a passing jumbojet flies a little too close, and says,

"Drat Maddie's Hill...Landlord B....Curse you B!"

Maddie's Hill...Landlord B.

After my restful flight I have come back with a vengence. I gather a troop of the only known enemy of the blue dog and attack the hill driving off the landlord. My fireworks, thunderstorm and I celebrate with a glass of pinot noir.

Papaya's Hill.

Oh no you didn't! Papaya's Hill.

Papaya passes out from pinot, and while she sleeps in B creeps. B bribes the "enemy of the blue dog", convincing them that papaya has been using them for her own machinations. She is chased off of the hill by them. B begins cleaning and decorating the hill for Maddie's return.

Maddie's Hill...Landlord B

the bank came to collect on B's debt. B had to give up the hill as further payment of interest

Translation:
Bank = The assassin known as X
Debt = Life
Further Payment of interest = B couldn't hold the hill because she was dead


X's Hill

Well silent x, B is a boy...I don't know who you killed, but you are going to jail. Silent X cries like a baby when he finds out he is going to jail for the rest of his life. The authorities come and take him away.

Maddies hill, landlord is the debtfree B

Mental is ousted with a pitchfork

Chava's hill