PAM tries to bury her head at the first sign of danger. Into sidewalk.
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PAM tries to bury her head at the first sign of danger. Into sidewalk.
PAM buries his body in the sand and leaves the head sticking out for soccer players to practice their kicking. It improves his facial features.
The PAM has all false teeth and wants to feature in a toothpaste ad (Big Dreams!!!). Dont ever think of doing this, coz they might fall off to your embarassment :lol:
The PAM got to close to a fire, now her "body of clay" has become too stiff to move! :lol:
The PAM has been chewing the same stick of gum for the last 15 years. :p
The PAM has never in her life brushed her teeth.
the PAM can only add and subtract by using her fingers and toes to work it out. :brow:
The PAM makes her home in a swamp.
The PAM doesn't bathe. At all. ;)
The PAM drinks chemical spill so she can glow in the dark.
And what a pretty shade of green I glow!
The PAM always parks next to a hydrant.
I do indeed, always nice to have some water nearby.
The PAM talks to stop signs.
the PAPAM may do that, but the PAM is the only one who hears the stopsign's answer... :goof: :p
The PAM is a pirate of the roads (hope it makes sense in English as well :p)
Do you mean I am a bad driver? :brow: :lol:
The PAM eats toast and only toast. Try some new foods, PAM!
Pretty much :cool:
The PAM eats only junk food.
the PAM has a Mcdonalds burger named after her. ;)
The PAM makes kitty sculptures out of tofu and peanut butter.
The PAM likes kittens. Smoked. ;)
the pam on the other hand likes puppies, sun dryed and subsequently turned into a protein shake.
I am not saying the PAM is clumsy, but he has been known to trip while still sitting down...
The PAM uses a potato for a bar of soap.
the PAM owns no potatos. my god, that's too horrible even to contemplate!! (but perhaps, Virgil, you atone for it with the large quantity of mashed yams you use as shampoo.)
PAM shocked coz virgy doesn't have any potato
The PAM carries on great conversations with store mannequins.
The PAM couldn't carry on a conversation at all unless someone works her mouth for her! :lol:
:lol: You crack me up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The PAM often gets twisted up in his chainmail and needs assisstance getting out.
There are better looking mop heads than the PAM's curly hair.
The PAM has a head shaped like Gumby's.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/gumby.gif
Well, at least I don't have the head of Pokey, like the PAM.
http://mag.awn.com/issue10.07/10.07i...umby_Pokey.jpg
PAM makes Mr. Potato Head look stiff.
The PAM has arrows made of plastic. :lol:
The PAM frustrates those who would compliment her by then being the next in line in the insult thread, turning them into people who talk out of both sides of their mouth! How ungrateful!
And that, dear dragon, is why I barely ever post in the compliment the PAM thread, I just can't do that to the person below me, who will have the impossibly difficult task to compliment me. But on to your personalized insult:
The PAM smokes so bad, the tobacco companies are demanding he stops ruining their good reputation. That's what you get for being a dragon, a lawsuit! :p
The PAM digresses. :D :p
the PAM decorates Christmas trees at Thanksgiving.
The PAM's name is short.
The PAM eats Chef Boyardee straight from the can.
The PAM snorts frequently and loudly in church.
That's a nice new flea and tick collar, PAM. About time, if I may say so! :rolleyes: