*makes sense* lol
...very very useful
If you spell....
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*makes sense* lol
...very very useful
If you spell....
radar backwards it is still radar.Imagine that.
I was attacked by a goat.........................
:lol:
...who thought I was a piece of paper
A piece of candy is...
...like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get.
Jumping guinea pigs are...
*true*
....very deli...um.. entertaining
Is it just me or does...
... smoking crack mixed with opium, cheese and road tar give everyone a headache if they've been drinking meths for 36 hours?
Doctor! Can you ...
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...help me find my head- I lost it somewhere
Please remember...
... to bring the cooky jar next time we go to the guinea pig convention
Whatever I say...
please ignore, my brain is on leave for the night!
If I only had a brain...
...I might not hear this echo in my cranium.
Paper cranes...
fly across a paper moon...
If the art of Japanese paper folding was more popular...
we would have less time to do much more fulfilling activities.Such as making rubberband balls,and lego houses.
Tom Jones is.................
...insidious.
But you, my darling - you...
... are a chocolate soldier, slowly melting beneath a desert sun, hoping against hope for an eclipse.
(Now someone please tell me they understand that and I'll call the funny bus for you straight away! :D)
The amazing thing about whortleberries is ....
...are about to fall off the balcony...with a little help from me.
Herky-jerky was the way he....
...called it, and herky-jerky is how it'll just have to stay!
I don't get to perambulate alone if the...
... path is dangerous.
Freeze, Freeze. thou bitter sky ...
...before fell avengers awake thy torments!
Sure, you could...
... rent my movie.
Sorry girl but you ...
broke the limits of good taste with that hairdo...
If Dracula and Frankenstein made a box-office smash movie, you could...
do worse...
Wait till I....
find out who you really are hera!
I presume you are telling me the truth about.....
everything, for you know I do not presume anyone to be a teller of falsehoods!
Well, we came off turn two, there, and...
a ways more and we'll be arriving outside your house.
If my battery packs in would you mind.....
loaning me your windmill?
Let sleeping dogs....
...sleep so you can sneak into the kitchen and grab a snack in peace.
The world is too much....
for Rachel
To be absurd of speech is to fools what ice cream is to.....
...Rachel! [Whatever that means.]
Sing, goddess, of the wrath of....
Khan.
He brought him down with a glinting jagged rock...
...but lost his balance and fell off a cliff.
Take this job and ....
...season it with some paprika before shoving it into a sock and waving it in the air. Why? I dunno.
A DeLorean DMC-12 is a cool car because...
...it can fly like an airplane, float like a boat, and dive under water like a submarine.
Are you sure that the chain saw will not......
...fall into the hands of demented hillbillies?
Live long and...
...prosper, but only if you know the Vulcan password.
Captain Kirk was a little....
... mad. He used to make ships out of paper to float them in the water. That's why he was known as Captain Kirk.
Tell me, why do you ...
...speak of Capt. Kirk and of wind mills and of other indelicacies?
I am too old to not know...
... of your whereabouts.
I have completed...
...All the tests that I missed
Why do birds always...
...fly into windows. Drunk, I tell you, drunk.
Think pink and you ....
...will know the most.
Brains are pink, so it is obvious...