Solace: A typically human concept, being an attempt to percieve a fringe benefit to abject misery.
Discord
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Solace: A typically human concept, being an attempt to percieve a fringe benefit to abject misery.
Discord
The opposite of dat cord. A jazz term.
taxation
a form of theft perpeptrated by governments upon those stupid enough to vote for them. Sadly, it is also visited upon those who were smart enough not to vote for them too.
Fanion
A pungent garden vegetable that can be opened out and waved in front of the face, in order to cool oneself. Also, a way of making sure that nobody comes within a hundred yards of you.
headphones
Electronic cererbal implants allowing the garrelous to have both hands free to pick their noses.
rhapsody
The phone that is in charge of the other phones.
flashlight
Well shoot, looks like we both posted for the same word at the same time. I'll take
Rhapsody: a hip-hop breathy type of rap song about laying lawns and other types of grasses.
Flashllight
A lantern designed to be fitted to the inside of a dirty raincoat enabling the flasher to throw more light on those parts of his anatomy that would be better kept in the dark.
Counterfeit
A conniption at the abacus.
pantywaist
pantywaist That which keeps one from getting one's knickers in a twist
Lonesome
The motto of certain unscrupulous banks, as if you could imagine the concept of banks being unscrupulous.
steamroller
A powerful hair curler, as used by Hilda Ogden.
express.
Ex, being has-been, and press being an old method of printing, hence, an old litho-machine. Also, the name of a Dairy that delivered milk on floats that moved at 7 MPH maximum.
Suspender
Half a trapeze act.
inclination (and don't say Switzerland, there is nothing funny about the Swiss)
The art of drawing cartoons with a fountain pen.
The Swiss. (Sorry, Hack, couldn't resist it!)