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Mwahahahha... *dramatic music plays*
I am back... now who shall taste my wrath??!?
Oh.. Pensive dear.. such a shame....
Pensieve as far as I can recall, was shot when she was trying to escape after being accused by a white child of molesting him...
< Can anyone tell me who, it is I'm referring to and from what book?>
Shinigami, Goddess of Death and Destruction, met her demise at a meeting of the Gods when Atlas, still bearing the Earth on his vast shoulders, thought the seat was empty and sat on her. The Gods being The Gods, she will probably return, so if I were Atlas, I would watch my back... side! :lol:
Yes, and that was really rude of Atlas... too bad he's been detained at the Correctional Facilty for Gods and Other Immortal Beings.... which is Pluto by the way, Pendragon met his untimely demise when the Gods, wanting to test his might appointed him Atlas' recently vacated job.. Sadly, someone obese jumped and the vibrations caused Pen's bones to break... Poor Pen... we'll miss you.
It was 5am the day after Thanksgiving. Among the feet of the crowd Shinigami could be found. She was determined to get a bargain no matter what the cost. The doors opened the rush of wind, people pushed and shoved just to get in. In the midst of the confusion little Shinigami was lost in the crowd. Without realizing what he'd done Pendragon, he had crushed poor Shinigami her under his big club.
Hm... you really didn't kill me because I am immortal.. the GODdess of Death and Destruction so Pen's club split in two. I got up and threw the halves and both hit Vada.. one on his head which made it swell a lot and one below the belt which killed him...
LOL! Wow, the anger of it all. Oh, Well.
Now dead Vada sees the Pheonix and it tells him that he's to go back and finish what he's started. So Vada wakes and swings his tail sending Shinigami hurtling up into the air. Thinking that shinigami was his target he spits fire and turns her into to ashes. Then without a hint of hesitation he jumps into flight and freezes her in mid air. So now Shinigami is not only ashes but gathered ashes that hung in the air.
I am once again reborn, I kill the damn bird and eat it. Contrary to popular belief, Phoenixes are not immortal.. Kill them when their still an egg.... I take my scythe and behead Vada... quick and simple... yet.. No one mourns...
LOL!
Although, beheaded I am not dead because the silly goddess of death, forgot that I can regrow my head. Now that I have two heads, I grab the queen of death with each jaw and rip her apart in two. To ensure that she's not reborn, I'll fly to Hades and bury her under the Dozmare lake. For good measure I place Cerberus the mutli headed dog to keep watch over her.
Regrow to grow again.... not to have a new one alongside it... My pet is Cereberus, and y did you kill the Queen of Death? What did she do to you?? Oh well...
The Judgment of Shinigam
Goddess she was of Death and Destruction twain,
And many she lay low before the breath of her wrath.
But even an immortal answers to someone further up the chain--
And ceaseless eons even bring an end to Death...
The Four Great Elementals sat in judgment on their thrones,
Earth, Air, Water, and Fire; each in a Dragon guise.
Shinigam stood proud before them, for she would bow to none;
But she trembled at the sight of those all-seeing Eyes.
A puff of smoke before them glowed, there Pendragon stood,
No longer dead, but now restored to life once more.
Shini shouted to the Elementals "I shall slay him again, it will feel good!
"For I have tasted of the Dragon's blood and I defy you four!"
But if one is looking for that Goddess today that once was called Shinigam:
There is a place so cold it burns, a place called Nifelheim. . .
Pendragon
I come back from the place that has robbed me my appendages color, and I come back for revenge... I have come back because of Paradise' Kiss and I bring back my scythe but from where I am.. I can not get to where Pendragon is... so I settle for waiting... waiting...
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Shinigami is dying to get the meaning of this sentence. Well, curiosity makes her to go to the Dark Forest to find out the meaning of this mysterious sentence, and there she is eaten by Big Ogre. Poor shinigami! It is not always wise to trust curiosity!
I get regurgitated by the Ogre, I get mad coz' the ogre made me smell like vomit... I teleport to Neverland and find Pensieve who's still flying... I warp him to Harper Lee's "To Kill A Mockingbird" where he plays Tom Robinson's role... If you've read the book, you know Pen's dead...
But Shinigami had done an hellish thing,
And it would work her woe:
For all averred she had killed the bird
That caused the wind to blow . . .
"Ah wretch!" said they, "the bird to slay,
That made the breeze to blow!"
With apologies to
The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
. . .
well, i haven't read that anyways, so we're good. :D
In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, etc. away, a despotic kingdom has lost its ruler. the Great and Almighty Pen'Drgon has fallen into a black hole and nobody knows where he has gone. however, from the other side of the universe, the kingless world has received a signal from a planet beleived to be so backward as to be useless to pay attention to. Message reads: Have taken control of worldwide empire known as Lit'Net. Am slowly going insane. please help.
Three weeks later a new message was received. it read: Brain exploded from too much forum'ing. attempting to reincarnate.
Blargh.