Because nobody liked it when it was blue!!
Why do strawberrys have seeds on the outside?
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Because nobody liked it when it was blue!!
Why do strawberrys have seeds on the outside?
Because they want to be like apples.
Why was it an apple that fell on Newton's head? Imagine if it had been the whole tree! Or a chimney pot? Now that would not have been so serendipitous.
Why do we say a man who has been knocked down by a car and had his arm broken was 'lucky'? !!!!!
because he could have snapped his spinal cord instead :sick:
Why am I so crazy about books?
To safeguard you from being crazy about dirty Kleenex. Books are much more sanitary.
Why do crickets chirp?
So you can tell what temperature it is outside!
Why do zuccini grow so big, and taste so bad when they're that huge? :sick:
Because our skin thought our bodies were going to be bigger.
How come we love lobsters, but no one eats spiders?
Birds eat spiders and we eat birds, but lobsters are loved so nobody dares to eat them!
Spiders are smaller and not worth the effort to chew.
Why do people like broccoli?
They don't, it's all pretense.
Why does brocolli excist?
To give dieticians something to praise.
I still don't see how getting one's arm broken is 'lucky'
Why do bees hum?
They don't know the words.
If an orange tastes sweet, what does a blue taste like?
(BTW, Aimus...broccoli is almost as nice as turnips. :D )
Sad. or like green without the yellow.
Why do some pens have click-buttons at the top, while others do not?
It's all a marketing ploy.
Why is the majority of womens pajamas PINK???
Because it's all a marketing stereotype. (Girls wear pink and purple, guys red and blue. Manly colors. O_o) I hate pink...
Why are Calvin and Hobbes so cool?