Pam

PAM is sunk

PAM carries a fire extinguisher in his gym bag.

PAM is on fire

PAM has smoke coming out of his ears.

PAM's favorite perfum is "Ode de Skunk"

Can PAM her stripes?

Maybe.

But her whiskers? Definitely not.

PAM leaves whole words out while typing so that his keyboard does not wear out.

PAM has to read novels written in one syllable words because she doesn't have long attention span.

Luckily, PAM writes novels consisting of only one syllable words (as those are the only ones she can spell on her own).

:p

PAM flew into a spider web...

PAM moved the spider web so PATPAM flew into it

PAM just came out of rehab...

PAM drove PATPAM so crazy that they resorted to alcohol...

PAM couldn't figure out how to open the bottle.

PAM is going to get hit by a falling apple.