Would You??

No. In my opinion, you can never save the world by shooting people...

Would you ever hit your child as a punishment?

No

How would you respond if someone broke your favourite possession?

i would break their nose

would you sacrifice yourself to save 1 elderly lady you don't know?

No

Would you bruise easily?

Ah yes!

Would you tell your best friend you hate his or her significant other?

In nicer words yes.

Would you be offended if a friend did that to you?

nope my friends are in general a better judge of people than me

Would you date a relative of a co-worker?

Sure, with their approval.

Would you date a friend's ex?

Sure. Not that I date anymore, but if I did, I would.

Would you give up something you love for someone you love?

Someone who loves me shouldn't ask me to do that. So no, probably not.

Would you stop seeing your friends if the one you love didn't like them?

Yes.

Would you stop posting to Litnet if your beloved's wanted you to?

Again, my beloved should stop asking me to do things I don't want to do. So no.

Bye, bye, beloved!;)

Would you get rid of pets if your beloved was allergic to them?

Been there, done that. Bye bye doggie. Hello, girlfriend --> fiance --> wife.
-- I totally won in this deal.

Would you ask your beloved to give up an unhealthy habit for you?

You're a generous man, Mr. Comedian!

No, they wouldn't have become the beloved in the first place.

Would you take up a filthy habit to become closer to your beloved?

It depends on the context, but highly likely not, no; I would probably not belove a beloved with too filthy of habits. This question reminds me of that indy movie, Dirty Filthy Love - hilarious!

Would you ever volunteer for an experimental medication study?