Pam

The PAM mostly walks on her hands.

The PAM insists that her colleagues call her "Your Highness".

PAM still hasn't figured out that they are laughing when she asks they call her 'your ogress'.

PAM loves custom made jewellery... Especially if they are made of chewing gum.

PAM would like to be somewhere else

PAM think Australia is the capital of Tokyo.

PAM doesn't know she's turned green

PAM thinks that killing everyone is the answer to getting home...

PAM sent his dog to eat people's books

PAM wants to take a train ride

PAM is planning a mob hit on a train

PAM is wondering why so many people are called Pam on the Forum.

PAM is about to punch TPAPAM but she'll miss

PAM might get hit if she doesn't miss

PAM is about to derail.