Pam

PAM wets her bed even though she is asleep in the bathtub. Somehow. :lol:

PAM cannot spell "STOP" correctly.

PAM took all five of the golden tickets.

PAM is only upset because her attempts to conterfeit the golden tickets failed repeatedly.

PAM counterfeited them, however messed them up and made them silver instead.

PAM still cannot spell STOP correctly... I mean, after all these days, you would think she would google it or look it up in a dictionary but no!

PAM is so fastidious, she sharpens pencils for fun.

PAM carries around a box of sharpened pencils just in case he has an opportunity to give a pop quiz.

PAM sits at their computer all day waiting for a new Star Wars to be announced...

PAM is going to announce it soon...

PAM will wait for the announcement with a video camera, only to realise that it doesn't have any batteries in it when she starts recording.

PAM should start looking for that letter "T" before she forgets how to spell the word, stop.

PAM should be helpful to TPAPAM and should sTop fuzzing about it.

PAM has been blacklisted by NASA because she keeps asking them to send her "home".

PAM sings up into the sky to the aliens, then they tell her to sop screaming.