Pam

PAM does not like leaving her house... because she is too lazy to put some clothes on.

Because, PAM stole all of my clothes.

PAM is very witty.

PAM has not read the instructions.

PAM read the instructions upside-down.

PAM combed her hair last time when she turned 4.

PAM's wings fell off.

PAM got yarn hair extensions.

PAM has a splitting headache...

PAM has always wanted a fruit inside his head.

PAM eats the fruit skins and throws away the rest.

PAM is a misanthropic ne're do well.

PAM uses contractions while typing not to wear out his keyboard too much.

PAM turned every word of her year nine exams into contractions and failed because of it.

PAM sleeps in the bathtub now as she had one too many "accidents" while trying to find the way at nights.