Pam

PAM is clever.

PAM is sleeping.

PAM can't remember the rules of this game.

Last Halloween, PAM dressed up as Jessica Rabbit:

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-c...ica-rabbit.jpg

PAM dresses like a rabbit.

PAM is a rabbit.

PAM wears a rabbit on her head.

PAM delights in delivering jabs of wit to her mother. Poor madre.

PAM needs to wear more make up.

PAM needs to wear less paint.

PAM needs to eat the rest of her salada.

PAM can count to 23 on her fingers and (extra) toes.

PAM hides not only her extra toes, but extra feet inside secret pockets of her pants' hem.

PAM thinks aliens are out to get her.

PAM admires Lao Tzu immensely that he's starting to grow a beard and plans of bleaching it white
http://www.tuvy.com/blog/wp-content/...07/lao-tzu.jpg