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You sent me on a wild dragon chase. There was nothing but ducks on that hill. For tricking a hungry dragon, you shall have to pay.
With that I swallow Bib whole.
Ok, and if you could pick that knight out of my teeth that'd really help. Cheers :D
Bluebiird's hill
Bluebiird's Hill
Silly dragon ate the sourest, nastiest, most rotten, distasteful, old curmudgeon on LitNet. In very short order I am regurgitated back onto the hill; which I reclaim when Bluebiird flies off to find some PeptoBismol to settle his (Maybe her? Don't know; you never responded to the gender poll!) now aching stomach.
A bile covered Bib's Hill
You're lucky you added in the brackets. I assure you I'm female. I stated it somewhere in my profile :).Quote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Now I'm feeling better it looks like I'll have to dispose of you another way. How do you feel about being trampled?
and those were the last words Bib heard before he was reduced to a puddle of crushed bones, organs and a pool of blood.
BRING ON THE NEXT VICTIMS!
Bluebiird's rather messy hill.
Oh, and now I have responded to the gender poll :nod:
BB's hill...BM walks up after eating a couple of gyro sandwiches and leans in close to BB. Greeting BB with a potent viscous halitosis "hello":sick: :sick: :sick: . BB leaves the hill to be fumigated. B-mental pops a breath mint and yells...
"B's HILL!"
Unbelievable. Someone with worse breath than me, the dragon with rotting knights between her teeth and an allergy to mint :eek:. What is this twisted world coming to? Now that I've sufficiently recovered, it's time to claim my hill again.
B-Mental had the hill. Until I swooped down and pushed him off with just a flick of my tail.
Down
Down
Down the hill he goes.
Bye bye :wave:
Bluebiird's hill
Bluebiirds hill.
I brought Bluebiird a candygram from the people of Bluebiirds world asking him to come home. Bluebiird can't resist a good candygram and scrurry's off to his world.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's hill.
I sick an ape on papaya. Apes love papayas.
Weep's Hill.
Oh dear. I thought it had already been established that I'm a girl. It turns out that that candygram wasn't for me but for another version of me in a parallel world. He turned up just as I got there and we straightened the whole mess out. I was invited to stay for dinner (peasant soup :D) and returned to my hill only to find it occupied. Rather that trying to reclaim it now (on a full stomach I must add) I decide to settle down and have a nap. Unfortunately I snore and Weep just happened to get in my way. Now that Weep is a pile of ashes, I guess this hill is mine again.
Bluebiird's hill (when I wake up that is)
My ashes float aimlessly on the wind... right into a radioactive waste dump. Having acquired the following superpowers: 1.) fireproof 2.) "melt" and reassemble body at will 3.) flying and 4.) superstrength, I pull together my ashes and head out to slay the dragon, only to find it still sleeping. So I sell Blue to a circus.
Weep's Hill.
Weep's Hill
I give Weeping a vacuum and a suitcase full of attachments and tell him to sell. A strange urge overcomes weeping to go door to door.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's Hill
I hit papaya over the head with a cantaloupe and sell her to a group of traveling gypsies.
Bakiryu's Hill
Bakiryu's Hill
Since it has been nearly two weeks since anyone has vied for the hill Bakiryu, has died of boredom.
Bib add the body to the growing pile at the foot of the hill and claims the hill as his own.
Bib's Hill.
Bib's Hill.
I bravely march up the hill and flash Bib. He goes running in horror at woman parts.
Papaya's Hill.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! BOOOOBIES!! My eyes! MY EYES!!
Since Bibliophile dare not claim his hill from papaya I brought them both a tray of cookies laced with a sleeping potion, tied them up, put them in a box and then: MAILED IT TO SWITZERLAND!
Mwahahah! 'Tis is BAKIRYU'S hill AGAIN!
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bakiryu's hill
i give bakiryu some skittles and while she happily munches on them i run up behind her blindfold her and put her on a dragon who flies away
stephs hill
After quickly finishing his bottle of coke, Rabid Reader quickly whips it at the head of steph of the night rendering her dazed at which time he stretched out his foot, having Steph trip over it and down the Hill
RR's Hill!
I mail rabid-reader ten new books and while he's happily caught up in them I push him all the way down the hill until he falls into a rabbit hole.
Bakiryu's hill!
hangs a shiny thing on a pole and leads bakiryu off the hill and drops the shiny object in a pond and watches bakiryu jump in the pond full of pirana's
it is now a hill of the night
Steph has been on the hill for three long days now, deprived of food, drink, computers, books, and someone to talk to. So she's an easy prey for me. I engage her in conversation, leading her down the hill unnoticed by her. At the bottom of the hill I offer her all the things mentioned above. That'll keep her busy for a while.
Barbara's hill! Yessss! For the first time!
computer!!!!!!!1 *hugs the computer tight*
gets satilite installed on the hill along with wireless internet, and while barbra wonders what is going on i sneak up the hill and push her in the internet van which starts off for new york city...the hill is mine...with internet!!! yay, my hil
I cause a blackout. Steph, flaming with rage :flare: goes to see what's wrong. I quickly put up a fence, restore power and go litnetting.
Barbara's hill!
I hack into Barbara's computer and take over the hill while she goes to get it fixed!
'Ryu's hill!
digs around the kill a nice little trench filling it with water, then she goes and gets a bunch of guard dogs to surround tthe inside of the hill, she now puts up a concret wall around the hill and puts 5dogs in there too. she puts pirananas in the water and ships bakiryu away from the hill fed-ex to germany.
stephanies hilllllll
Bakiryu calls a bunch of miner ninjas she met on Germany's prison and starts digging under the hill until she makes a hole at the top, then she takes Stept puts her in a huge helium filled balloon, fills her hole with water to seal it and enjoys the hill with its newly installed flat's screen television.
is getting rather agitated after chewing her way out of the balloon she builds another hill and convinces bakiryu that its the original hill, i even install internet so she can play on litnetwork. plants a memory altering thingy mabob around the real hill so everyone thinks the new one is the real one.
stephanies hilllll
Fortunately, zanna is way too tired and brain-dead to be confused by a memory altering thingy mabob, and decides to stumble up the real hill, since it is the right one. Steph was too busy watching horror movies on the big screen, and when zanna yawned loudly and shambled up behind the couch, Steph screeched, levitated about three feet in the air, and ran off the hill like her life depended on it!
Meanwhile, zanna changed the channel to CMT, and sat in the pulsing glow of her favorite country stars' latest music videos. The hill's hers, now.
Bookie returns to her hill only to find. . . *gasp* COUNTRY MUSIC being played on her property! Book (who happens to have a deep loathing of country music) quietly sneaks up to the dosing Zanna and kidnaps her remote. Book holds it hostage until Zanna promises to pay the ransom. As Zanna rushes to rescue her remote (which is in a paper bag by the fountain in the park), Book reclaims her hill. Looking disdainfully at the TV (another thing she dislikes), The Queen of Pointy Sticks unplugs and sends the boob tube rolling down to the returning Zanna, who is promptly knocked out, and away, from the hill. Bookie then procedes to do a victory dance and arm herself with the most dangerous weapon of all - the Golden Toothpick. Equipped with this, the Bookinator is invincible!!
. . .
My hill.
:banana: :banana: :banana:
gets a vacum cleaner and vacumes away the golden toothpick leaving them defensless...convince's them to have a competition rolling down the hill., where steph quickly jumps up before rolling, and the bookinator rolls right into the ditch full of pirranahs
stephanies hill
Steph's Hill !!
This new experiment that I conducted on how to make people real small, almost the size of an ant, was successful. And, Steph finally became a tiny ant. The vaccum cleaner is now in my hands with it's special pest and insect sucking mechanism. Do I need to mention what happened afterwards?? :D
The hill is back in my safe hands :D.
MY HILL !! :cool:
*a big flashing ad appears in the sky *
"Free chocolate in the valley to all girls!!"
Maddie runs off
MY Hill ( being off chocolate has its uses:D)
Night's Hill
I tell Night there are some books out of order at the local library...she runs off to fix them.
Papaya's Hill.
Papaya's hill.
I tell papaya's boss what she is actually doing while she pretends to be working. Boss come storming up the hill and drags her back to work.
Barbara's hill.
Getting bored on my hill. :yawnb: Anyone to challenge me??
I cut barbara's internet connectiong! She leaves to reinstall it while I take the hill as my own and get web-surfing with my trusty laptop!
'Ryu's Hill!
Baki's hill (I prefer Baki)
I so love this game. Baki finally finds her freak soulmate... She runs down to meet him and they get married... She gives me the hill
Shinigami's Hill
P.S. Shinigami's back and ready to kick some a**
hopefully Baki-san, you are a girlll or I'm terribly sorry for using the she's and the her's
Poor shinigami, you showed up on the celebrate B's hill day (a national holiday in 7 nations mind you). All my friends and family gather on this day to celebrate our first victorious capture of such a desirable hill. We have an enormous picnic every year, and celebrate by grilling the current "owner" on an enormous bonfire. Shinigami steak anyone?
B's hill and don't you forget it!
B's hill...
People eat me get indigestion.... they vomit me out and faint...
A vomit-smelling me clears the fainted people away....
I then take a bath at MY HILL
Shinigami's Hill !! :rolleyes:
As soon as she opens the shower a flood comes, and washes her far...far away .....
.......from MY HILL :cool:
:banana: :banana:
Madhuri's hill
Is flooding, and she can't find a way to make it stop. Desperate she calls a carpenter to build her an ark. And up shows a ninja, dressed all in black with a white ivory mask upon his face.
The ninja nods and begins building the ship in which madhuri sails away to regain the hill as soon as the flood ends.
She waves goodbye to the ninja who smiles and takes off his mask. Long curls fall for the ninja is no a man, but ME! who just pulls the plug located at the bottom of the hill
and decide to build up a new house with my new freak Lover!
Bakiryu's hill, baby!!!