The PAM has mushrooms instead of fingers. How do you manage to type, PAM?
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The PAM has mushrooms instead of fingers. How do you manage to type, PAM?
The same way you do, with his incredibly big nose. But his nose is still nothing compared to yours. Your nose has been classified as a lethal weapon, and will be featured in an upcoming lethal weapon remake! :p
The PAM has trouble smelling through so many noses he has, he cant make out the direction. :D
Whereas the PAM has a big hole in the middle of his face instead of a nose :p
The PAM really needs to know the gender difference 'his face' :lol:
I realized I've got you confused with another member, too little too late, sorry about that ;)
The PAM puts twigs and leaves in her hair, thinking it's oh so in :D
The PAM has her head in the clouds. Literally. She opened a window in the airplane and stuck her head out. Her eyebrows are now frozen into a contant look of surprise.
The only reason why I opened that window is to throuw the PAM out of the plane, asap, because he boarded the plane with at least a year old, smelly socks, I saved the rest of the passangers from horrible and painful death of Turnip-smelly-feet poisoning.
Only to subject the rest of the world to the horror, the PAM, because of this action, is responsible for the dead of millions of innocent people, when I collided with the earth and caused a massive shockwave that annihilated entire cities. As such, the PAM is a crime against humanity! :eek: The horror! The horror! The horror! :D
The PAM has so faint a heart that he passes out at the squeak of a mouse :lol:
(*beams* evil mastermind :cool: ;) :D)
The PAM sticks pencils in her nose and walks like that all days in public.
edit: whoops, been beaten to it :p
The PAM has a facination for lollipops and she steals from the kids in her neighbourhood :lol:
Oh yeah, got lots of lollipops in my closet by now :brow:
The PAM has 4 legs and 6 arms... all of them left ;)
The PAM wears tortillas on her head.
The PAM burns several books a day.
The PAM loves to help little children cross the street. In fact, she is so fond of those little children, she always tries to take them home.
I know, I'm such a softie, escorting the kids to their homes, safely to their parents... what can I say, I love kids ;) :D
The PAM is a squishy, rotten turnip that no worm would even consider tasting for fear of 'food' poisoning.
That's right, it's called added flavour, and it makes me very delicious to normal people. :goof:
The PAM is a flying donkey with her tail in her mouth trying to pin it on her own behind, while making circles above the city, this results in her being the laughing stock of the air traffic controllers.
Shucks, shame they invented stealth technology ;)
The PAM is all ears. Literaly.
And what lovely ears they are, hearing everything in a seventy miles radius. :D
The PAM fell down the stairs because she thought she could climb down using all her limbs. Which means an arm with one finger, which is usually stuck up her nose, picking at boogers. :p
Actually, it's not one finger anymore ;)
The PAM is such a klutz that he always falls out of bed every morning, always landing on his butt.
Indeed, it is so, As a result my butt is quite muscular due to this daily exercise. :D
The PAM can't even get into bed at night, She'll be too drunk from the root beer she had during dinner.
Haven't had any dinner so far ;)
The PAM walks into closed doors. Often.
Into doors, and through them. I do it to test my Inner Chi! :)
The PAM removed all doors from her house because she thinks it'll stop burglers from entering because they can't find the lock.
Oh yeah, and it works! Nobody has ever broken in through doors! :cool:
The PAM is the reason why the global warming is happening ;)
Hey, I can't help it if I'm cold in the winter and turn the heater up a notch.
The PAM is responsible for all the fish in the ocean to disappear. :p
Hey, I can't help it if I'm hungry! :D
The PAM thinks that he's a knight in shining armour while he's just a page in dirty rags caught daydreaming on the job... no dinner tonight ;)
Well, If I remember correctly, this page is responsible for quite a few heroic deed that would put a knight in shining armour to shame :D Besides, I AM a knight in shining armour, no matter what the lyer above tells you :P
Did I mention that the PAM likes to twist the truth and make it all fuzzy and unable to withstand logic?
The PAM always calls someone a liar whenever he doesn't know what else to call them :p
I know many things I can call the PAM, but none of them come close to what I really think, so I'll just say that she has flying saucers for eyes. :D
Jealous, aren'tcha ;)
The PAM is supposed to be in bed (and he sleeps with an army of stuffed animals! :D)
The PAM is often confused to be a man.
With such a girlie nick, it's not really a surprise, is it? ;)
The PAM howls on the moon even if it's not the full moon yet ;)
the PAM's avy has a good cheek bone :)
This is 'insult' the PAM thread, not compliment ;) :D
The PAM has been AWOL for some time ;)
Hey, how come a good cheeck bone is an insult? :D
The PAM wrote something (AWOL) that I don't understand
It's not, that's the problem ;)
AWOL: Abesent WithOut Leave
The PAM has got a big red nose (even Rudolph would be jealous ;))
The PAM has an entire gallery featuring only paintings of cabbage.
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Originally Posted by Jay
Hey, that's so unsubstantial gossip that you heard about my nose :D
The PAM has a lady avy
The PAM buries her head in sand like an ostrich at the first sign of danger. :lol: