sat in a bar, drinking away his life,
So never flew, never fell, he never saw what he could see;
In the end all the king's horses trampled him whilst he stumbled home to his box.
:eek2: sorry.
Baa, baa black sheep....
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sat in a bar, drinking away his life,
So never flew, never fell, he never saw what he could see;
In the end all the king's horses trampled him whilst he stumbled home to his box.
:eek2: sorry.
Baa, baa black sheep....
...anyone for lamb chops?
All this time I thought you were....
... a little confused but now I believe that you are completely insane.
I got to be ready for school ...
...or I'll get a good spanking.
Come home to a .....
kissy dog and a waggy wife.
Don't ask me what that is supposed to....
to do, I just work here.
Old King Cole, was a merry old soul, mainly because...
he was too senile to know better.
The square on the Hypotenuse...
read: "Hi. Pot In USE." So why did you walk in?
In the immortal words of Samuel Jonson...
... we just too intriguing
And now the time has come so my love ...
...goodbye. Nice knowing you. Have a nice life.
Through the lonely nights i....
... kept on having bad dreams.
Robots are strange but ...
...you get to expect their clanking and squeaking.
If you do not adjust that frequency...
... you will be dancing to static all night.
The road goes ever on and on ...
... and its end and mine are but one.
Live as long as you can and die...
....an old and shrivelled person at the ripe age of 158.
Jumping of a cliff is....
...gonna make you stiff.
But falling into bed....
... with Scarlett Johansson is gonna make you stiffer! :brow:
Some words are best left ...
unsaid if you plan on surviving the night!
The sign on the dog warden's office read...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xamonas Chegwe
The man couldn't be more correct.
..."Sit down over in that corner!"
Tomorrow he plans to...
make some plans.
May the road rise to meet you....
...chin high at tide.
Now, just for starters, how about...
...fried monkey liver on a cracker.
Congratulations, you've just ...
cracked the code
why don't you take time out to........
...greet the new forum member, classicsgirl??
Soda differs from pop in that...
...the latter does not sound quite as pretentious.
Birthdays are great times to...
...cry about getting another year older.
Who do you think....
...is on the other side of this monkey?
Do I make myself....
... clear to you or aren't you getting what I am saying?
I am going to ...
ruin a perfectly good sentence here by blathering about nothing....
Hark! Hark! The dog do bark! The beggers are...
throwing stones at him again.
Oh, my God. I can't believe.......
...in You, so why am I talking to you?
When Dick the shepherd blows his nail ...
...the sheep run for cover.
To prepare for tonight I am.....
...going out in cape, cowl, and utility belt. Boy, does Batman look STOO-PID.
The Quantum Arrow...
..flies at the speed of light.
Walls and bridges were made to...
...sog, then drop, then swim to the depths!
Hey! Who took my...
... precious silver knife?
We seemed ...
...to tango with our eyes in the winking moonlight.
But then that ornery ole' crow...
...tried to kick me :cold:
The world is....
A large ball of rubber bands upon which we all bounce.
(Don't ask me what that means - I haven't a clue!:D)
A bucket is ...